Another Small Plates Restaurant Opens In DC … Will Soon Have Its Own Food Truck That Also Serves Locally Grown Cupcakes
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A new restaurant has opened in DC, and guess what? It serves Mediterranean food in small quantities! What are the odds? But would you expect anything else from a new restaurant in DC? Well, we hope not -- because unless it’s a cupcake/salad/small plates restaurant that serves at least 1,000 different varieties of esoteric/organic wine and beer from every region of the earth, including those currently submerged in oil, there's no place for it in up-and-coming Washington!
Another Small Plates Restaurant Opens In DC … Will Soon Have Its Own Food Truck That Also Serves Locally Grown Cupcakes
Another Small Plates Restaurant Opens In DC …
Another Small Plates Restaurant Opens In DC … Will Soon Have Its Own Food Truck That Also Serves Locally Grown Cupcakes
A new restaurant has opened in DC, and guess what? It serves Mediterranean food in small quantities! What are the odds? But would you expect anything else from a new restaurant in DC? Well, we hope not -- because unless it’s a cupcake/salad/small plates restaurant that serves at least 1,000 different varieties of esoteric/organic wine and beer from every region of the earth, including those currently submerged in oil, there's no place for it in up-and-coming Washington!