Another Story In the Saga of TSA Feeling Up Jeffrey Goldberg's Cock

I pointed out to the security officer that 50 percent of the American population has no balls (90 percent in Washington, D.C., where I live), so what is going to happen when the pat-down officer meets no resistance in the crotchal area of women? "If there's no resistance, then there's nothing there."

"But what about people who hide weapons in their cavities? I asked. I actually said "vagina" again, just to see him blush. "We're just not going there," he reiterated.

I asked him if he was looking forward to conducting the full-on pat-downs. "Nobody's going to do it," he said, "once they find out that we're going to do."

In other words, people, when faced with a choice, will inevitably choose the Dick-Measuring Device over molestation? "That's what we're hoping for. We're trying to get everyone into the machine." He called over a colleague. "Tell him what you call the back-scatter," he said. "The Dick-Measuring Device," I said. "That's the truth," the other officer responded.

And yes, Jeffrey Goldberg did tell the TSA guy he calls his dick "The Resistance," because Jeffrey Goldberg was flirting with this TSA guy he wanted to feel up his balls, the end. Welcome to your future America: a ball grabber or dick scanner checkpoint on every corner. And involuntary rape for the ladies. [ Atlantic via Daily Intel ]