I pointed out to the security officer that 50 percent of the American population has no balls (90 percent in Washington, D.C., where I live), so what is going to happen when the pat-down officer meets no resistance in the crotchal area of women?
Naturally the (aptly named) Repube-icans will be opposed to abortion in cases of rape, incest and TSA search.
Personally I think all this security screening can be replaced with mandatory ham sandwiches before boarding. Eat the sandwich, get on the "A" plane with the Americans. Don't eat the sandwhich, get on the "T" plane with the vegans, Jews and muslins. We'll call it T&A Airways, where the in-flight entertainment is the security scanner.
Now <i>Jonah</i> Goldberg would have handled that a lot differently.
THE RESISTANCE WILL NOT BE TELEVISED.
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Naturally the (aptly named) Repube-icans will be opposed to abortion in cases of rape, incest and TSA search.
Personally I think all this security screening can be replaced with mandatory ham sandwiches before boarding. Eat the sandwich, get on the &quot;A&quot; plane with the Americans. Don&#039;t eat the sandwhich, get on the &quot;T&quot; plane with the vegans, Jews and muslins. We&#039;ll call it T&amp;A Airways, where the in-flight entertainment is the security scanner.