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Martini Glambassador's avatar

This cuddly pair are green ringtail possums. Learn more about them and the source of the hed gif here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/possum-popin-out

And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/dbaee4ce-dec3-451a-a479-eda89d2e05b2?utm_source=share

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Eureka's avatar

This song helped me remember what’s what.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9JbMI0oP6ig

In an unrelated note, I also recommend his song “Mangerie”, an ode to men’s worn out underpants😂

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Parakeetist's avatar

Okay, this gif is just too cute.

I need to watch thousands like it.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

I didn't know they came in GREEN! Another new creature to learn about. Thanks!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I read that as green cocktail possums and got confused for a moment.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Thank you. I have to get dressed and mobilize and go to work again. This gave me the requisite courage to do so.

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Richard S's avatar

Anyone seen Hooper?

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WWR's avatar

It's gonna be a good day

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weejee's avatar

Aw, mom playing possum.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Oh! Possums!

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Nacho Librul's avatar

The Irish version is an O'Possum. (St. Paddy's Day dad joke)

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

A snippet from Tales of the Title Examiners. In the olden days (before the law changed in 1974), grantor and grantee index books grouped various related (and perhaps not particularly related) last names together. Sometimes the spelling they chose was very uncommon, but everybody with a last name that sounded more or less the same would find themselves indexed together under whatever was chosen as the spelling to represent that sound. The prevalence of illiteracy probably contributed to this; a whole lot of people couldn't spell their own names because they couldn't read and they didn't need to. I still remember one Italian guy whose last name was something like Umbrello. Over the years his name was also rendered as Umbrella and, making him sort of honorary Irish, I guess, O'Brello.

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Mum: We are clean on OPSEC, you can come out now.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Lol, good one. "clean, real fn clean".

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kmblue187's avatar

Peekaboo!

Or, "Somebody say something?"

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Menotsure's avatar

The Australians got all of the good possums.

We got trashcan raiding , ill tempered, dead playing, road kill.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I have a soft spot for North American opossums. They’re masters at carrion and vermin eating, and they help eliminate ticks, vacuuming them up like a tipsy college student shoving baskets of free tortilla chips into their gullet at the local Chili’s.

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Paulomatic's avatar

Central American possums come in a wide variety of sizes and color schemes!

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=h_&q=central+american+opossums&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F88%2F09%2F04%2F880904db772794493235dfa2465a7dab.jpg

The water possum is absolutely terrifying.

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Menotsure's avatar

You are more generous than I.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

That tick thing changed my mind.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Pretty good at hissing too.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"Go back! Get cozy! Whatever you do, don't look at the news!"

My advice to possums, this morning.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I do like that song 🥰

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The Wanderer's avatar

First thing that popped into my head when I saw the gif.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Looking cozy!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Yup, that's what Opossum look like in Queensland!

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Are they really that green? That’s wild - while it seems an obvious camo choice, I can only think of animals with fur in shades of brown/black - even white in polar bears. But green?

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tehbaddr's avatar

They're really brown, grey, and slightly green. The foliage makes them look more green. When you see one rooting through a garbage pale, mostly grey.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I found in my research that they are possums in Australia, a different species than North American opossums.

https://www.gorgeouscreatures.co.nz/blogs/news/when-is-a-possum-not-an-opossum

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

They remind me a lot of flying squirrels.

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Sherry's avatar

I am stunned that no one called police when a woman was being abducted on the street. That is the most frightening part.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

So only 7000 Swasticars? Small number makes the recall easier.

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Tessie's avatar

"New Polish freedom cow just dropped but it is an Australian wiener dog."

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Today, in previously unsaid sentences.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Muskrat has a long history of over promising and under delivering. Especially with his urban transit schemes.

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My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

In the US where I grew up, protesting the bombing of children is not supporting terrorism. Disappearing students off the street is top level Pinochet shit. They’re gonna start tossing people out of helicopters while Congress makes excuses and SCOTUS says no problem. That girl is a neighbor of my daughter and the whole neighborhood is freaked out.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

It’s funny when you watch the Handmaids tale and they talk about women not owning property and then you see that they couldn’t get a mortgage until 50 years ago which is in my lifetime

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kmblue187's avatar

Not to mention credit cards not co-signed by hubby or somebody.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Kids say the darndest things.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T0ZSJJOGHtE

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

That was an interesting piece about the scientists and urban planners realizing Elno was full of shit. Not that I didn't know he was, but now there are even more reasons he is.

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

I remember when Leon tried to sell Chicago on that Disneyland style "people mover", that didn't exist. The "Ketamine Kid" at work circa 2018.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

He wasn’t on my radar then but what a shit.

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Bupkus231's avatar

Maybe related to that ICE kidnapping, I see that Kristie Noem took a "tour" of that El Salvadoran prison that those Venezuelans were sent to - and she only has "threatened" to send more there.

"...“If you come to our country illegally, this is one of the consequences you could face,” the secretary said in a video post, standing in front of a cell packed with shirtless, tattooed prisoners. It was unclear if the men had anything to do with the Trump administration’s recent removals. “This facility is one of the tools in our tool kit, that we will use if you commit crimes against the American people.”...

but, later in the story:

" Noem, in a blue ICE baseball hat and gray drawstring pants, toured the prison complex outside the capital with El Salvador’s justice minister, Gustavo Villatoro. They entered one detention area, Cell 8, where some of the Venezuelans are being held. The inmates stood in white T-shirts and cotton shorts in the hot, unair-conditioned cell, looking silently at the visitors.

The Salvadoran minister pointed out one man’s star-shaped tattoo, telling Noem it was a marker of Tren de Aragua. But organized-crime experts caution against determining gang membership on the basis of tattoos, noting that many of the designs are common in Latin America.

When Noem and the minister left the cell, it erupted in noise, including chants that were indecipherable, according to a press pool report...."

Hmmm - One wonders what the silent prisoners were threatened with, in order for them to silence them in front of the "Norte Americana funcinaria". As it is, apparently she stood in front of two miserably crowded cells of prisoners in order to make her press pool announcement.

I'm surprised she hasn't ( yet ) offered to take these migrant "gang members" out to her gravel pit and shoot them.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

That photo op - you wouldn't keep fucking zoo animals in a cage like that. And she was loving it. These people are vile.

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Eileen's avatar

Makes me really HOPE there IS a hell.

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Bupkus231's avatar

Except that Kristie will never get there soon enough...

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ConfirmedBias's avatar

Why has the USDA started releasing videos on X?!? I accidentally clicked on one this morning in an internal USDA mailing. I NEVER want to go there!

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

RE: SCOTUS, Ghost Guns/Serial #'s....this is gonna kick the stupid orange one right in his little mushroom. And of all ppl, Gorsuch's vote.

Gorsuch, Coney Bryant and, to a small degree...Roberts seem to enjoy playing tetherball with Donny's nads. But of course, old fvcks Alito and the other guy voted to allow our children to be mowed down in schools so nobody can ever find out where they were made or came from. "Disdain" isn't even strong enough for me here! No remorse whatsoever. 2029 is on the horizon.

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Cryny's avatar

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/republican-escalate-efforts-rein-judges-politics-desk-rcna198079

Oh come the fuck on. The MSM needs to stop accepting GOP framing. They're not "reining in" judges, as if the judges blocking blatantly illegal orders are going too far. They're trying to shut down the judiciary entirely.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

MSM: Sure, the Republican Speaker of the House is threatening to shut down entire Federal courts that rule against his Orange Savior's blatantly unconstitutional EOs. But, just as bad, if not worse, is Democratic Reps Crockett and AOC saying mean (but maybe true!) things about Republicans. You decide!

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GiggleSnort's avatar

Yeah, slashing funding to combat infectious disease, both here and abroad, seems real dumb. Since they are not doing this through legislation, but just on Trump's and DOGE's say-so, they don't even have to provide a rationale. Is it the dumbass MAGA idea that vaccines are icky, and it's tyranny to make you have one? The idea that horse dewormer is all you need, or sunshine up your ass, or something? The idea that anything happening in Not America is not our problem (in the case of disease, it sure can become our problem)? The dumbass DOGE idea that all parts of government are pretty much dispensable? AOT,K?

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Hannah's avatar

This is a fucking horror movie.

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tek's avatar

As if the economy isn't heading for enough trouble..

https://open.substack.com/pub/tek01/p/more-winning

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