Comedy lady Roseanne Barr announced that she is running for president, because if Sarah Palin can hint for months on end that she is running for president in order to promote her various personal projects for profit, then so can a comedian who shills macadamia nuts on her teevee show.
"A friend of mine said, 'Roseanne, you know, you're not very feminine.' So I said, 'Suck my dick.'"
What to do when you hear your fame clock ticking down toward zero? Used to be getting drunk in public, then came sextapes. Now, it's running for political office.
Come to think of it, I'm relieved that she's taking the modern approach.
I said that about Dubya! My exact words were "How can an intellectually limited business failure with no discernable skills except cocaine consumption ever get elected?" And, as I recall, I then said "I will hate him with a seething passion rooted in his betrayal of America's ideals." At least, that's the way I remember it.
I'm forming an exploratory committee; mostly exploring the inside of my nose, w/ a moistened forefinger.
As did Snoopy, Winnie the Pooh, Pogo and other cartoon characters. How can they keep up?
Pogo, Snoopy and Winnie the Pooh weep, for real cartoon characters can no longer keep up.
"A friend of mine said, 'Roseanne, you know, you're not very feminine.' So I said, 'Suck my dick.'"
Too subtle a joke, I guess.
What to do when you hear your fame clock ticking down toward zero? Used to be getting drunk in public, then came sextapes. Now, it's running for political office.
Come to think of it, I'm relieved that she's taking the modern approach.
I think it's fair to say Mitt Romney is ambling, rather than running.
I've already set up a phony company to channel untraceable millions into your campaign coffers. Um ... do you have coffers yet?
Roseanne would match her nuts up against any candidates the Republican party has fielded to date.
Fixed. (No apostrophe when pluralizing.)
You mean a baseball bat?
Yeah, so?
I said that about Dubya! My exact words were "How can an intellectually limited business failure with no discernable skills except cocaine consumption ever get elected?" And, as I recall, I then said "I will hate him with a seething passion rooted in his betrayal of America's ideals." At least, that's the way I remember it.
I've already clawed my own eyes out (again!) at the prospect.
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