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OG Blockhead's avatar

Andrea Mitchell: *mumbling in a nap* yes...but...the Democrats....

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Robert Eckert's avatar

How does he not know that the Federal Government already controls Washington DC and always has?

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P. Von Fildo's avatar

I didn’t get a Target Letter. Jack Smith is committing TARGET LETTER LIBELS. You should know the TRUTH. I feel very left out. Like not being invited to the cool kids table at lunch has still left a wound.

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John V. Petrocelli's avatar

Looks like it's time to include another chapter in a revised version of my book, The Life-Changing Science of Detecting Bulls#!t.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Quote:

>Okay, before we get to the horror, we gotta call bullshit on this one. There’s no evidence that Donald

> Trump has ever eaten dinner with his son Baron, or indeed that he could pick that kid out of a lineup.

> Jared and Vanky have long since noped out, and Melon can barely stand to be in the same room with

> him. So let’s assume Trump was eating with the “family” of sycophants who slobber over him daily,

> shall we?

I love how Tiffany -- remember Tiffany? -- has just completely become an Unperson who's never mentioned as part of the family. It's like she doesn't even exist any more. Or I have slipped into a parallel world where she wasn't born? Damn, if that was going to happen, why couldn't I have gone a lot further afield into one where Gore was elected, 9/11 and its aftermath played out completely differently, and T**** never became more than "racist old rich guy no one ever listens to"?

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Let me get the old "Trump Bullshit to English" translator out:

"So interesting that in this case the information was delivered to me on a Sunday night,"

OMG, I am PRETENDING to be religious so all those Evangelical idiots in Iowa will vote for me. Jesus, people, it is SUNDAY night, and I am AT CHURCH. [note that he doesn't know that 'church' happens in day]

"...less than 24 hours after I suggested during a major speech that the Federal Government ASSUME CONTROL of a filthy, unsanitary, neglected, and crime-ridden Washington, D.C., where murder and violent crime are rampant and people no longer want to go to our Nation's Capital... "

YOU want to go BACK to our 'Nation's Capital', you stupid liar. Sure, mainly just to keep your old, orange, stank ass out of jail, but you DO want to go back.

"...and yet, that is where Biden's DOJ actually wants my trial to take place, all because they think, especially after my strong words of a Federal takeover at the speech, a D.C. jury will do whatever they want. VERY UNFAIR!"

How DARE the Biden DOJ try me in the jurisdiction where I committed my CRIMES!!! Also "VERY UNFAIR!"? What are you? A Wonkette writer or poster?????

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Let me get the old "Trump Bullshit to English" translator out:

"So interesting that in this case the information was delivered to me on a Sunday night,"

OMG, I am PRETENDING to be religious so all those Evangelical idiots in Iowa will vote for me. Jesus, people, it is SUNDAY night, and I am AT CHURCH. [note that he doesn't know that 'church' happens in day]

"...less than 24 hours after I suggested during a major speech that the Federal Government ASSUME CONTROL of a filthy, unsanitary, neglected, and crime-ridden Washington, D.C., where murder and violent crime are rampant and people no longer want to go to our Nation's Capital... "

YOU want to go BACK to our 'Nation's Capital', you stupid liar. Sure, mainly just to keep your old, orange, stank ass out of jail, but you DO want to go back.

"...and yet, that is where Biden's DOJ actually wants my trial to take place, all because they think, especially after my strong words of a Federal takeover at the speech, a D.C. jury will do whatever they want. VERY UNFAIR!"

How DARE the Biden DOJ try me in the jurisdiction where I committed my CRIMES!!! Also "VERY UNFAIR!"? What are you? A Wonkette writer or poster?????

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I'm giving you folks money's avatar

"...over the ages..." I'm dyin' here... Or am I ???

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Forky the Bun-Bun's avatar

I fully understand that TROMP is a deranged asshole who lives every moment under the presumption that friendship and loyalty are fictions and that anyone close to him will turn on him at any moment because he would stab in the face those closest to him without hesitation, if it would benefit himself.

That said, the best and obvious move for TROMP all along has not been to try to pull a Netanyahu or a Putin and win office to avoid justice. It has been to make whatever necessary deals he can with other Republican presidential nominees to pardon him in exchange for his agreement to drop out of the race and to tell his idiot horde to support them.

Is it just his pathologies that prevented this? I'm not sure he could get DeSantis to agree any more, leaving him pretty well fucked.

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Blinky's avatar

Wait, they found the guy behind the 2021 coup attempt? OMG who was it?

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

I know what you want to know. You want to know, "How are the QAnon Cretins handling THIS one?"

The same way they've handled the others - "BOOMERANG, baby! We're at the PRECIPICE!!1!11!! GROUNDHOG DAY!!!1!!111!!!! Now that YOU set the precedent for arresting former POTUS's, that means WE can arrest Barraks Hussein OBummer!!!1!1 The plan is working, we're watching a movie, get your POPCORN!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!"

These people are simply not tethered to reality.

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SerialParkingViolator's avatar

OMG LOCK THIS FUCKER UP ALREADY

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

There are so many people driving around with tears in their eyes today

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Big, strong men.

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

They all call him "sir"

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

OMG that title! Go Liz! The lawsplainer the MSM should have on instead of Jonathan Turley.

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I hope CalltoActivism can find a home away from Elno's Home for Incels and Nazis.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Look, all I'm saying is if England and France can behead their alleged despotic monarchs*, at the very least we can convict our own wannabe tinpot dictator as a liar and a thief and sentence him to house arrest with an ankle monitor. Because I'm not letting myself hope for anything approaching real justice, FYI.

*I wasn't there, and I'm too lazy to look up the charges and how accurate they may have been according to modern historians.

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Forky the Bun-Bun's avatar

I am determined to try to institute the equivalent of Guy Fawkes day in the US, where we will burn fat orange TROMP figures every year.

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RMS's avatar

remember, remember the 6th of Janvember!

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MR.ZIMM's avatar

Trump IS fit to stand trial for his crimes - and that is the only thing he is fit for - today, yesterday, and tomorrow.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Ooh I bet he pulls a Vincent Gigante!

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