Anthony Weiner's Phone Sex Is Bad, And He Should Feel Bad

"Making sex is like Chinese dinner," said Alec Baldwin once, probably while simultaneously flipping off his daughter's kindygarten teacher and slapping a stew. "It ain't over till you both get your cookies."

Well, tell it to Anthony Weiner, who is (ALLEGEDLY) bad at sex, and who should feel bad! Nik Richie, the semiliterate blogger behind "The Dirty," which exposed the first of now ... hmmm, carry the one, "no more than three" new sexty pardners since Anthony Weiner's resignation from Congress so he could find the real killer, says Anthony Weiner was always coming within a minute, and his ladylove, Sydney Leathers, reached no climax of her own. : (

"She told me in discussions, that the phone sex was not good with Anthony Weiner because he would have an orgasm...within a 30-second period," Richie told HuffPost Live host Marc Lamont Hill. "She would never get the opportunity to get off."

Richie added that the woman was left thinking "what about me?" and often feeling used after their phone sex sessions abruptly came to an end.

The phone sex was bad, and such small portions!

Listen dude. The Sydney Leatherses of the world have feelings too, up to and including feelings in their vaginnies. You gotta add in some shit that gets them off also. Shopping, probably. Or, fuck, we don't know, pretending you're on General Hospital?

MEANWHILE, AT A SOUP KITCHEN ... 

Mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner said Thursday that he may have engaged in online sexual relationships with up to three women since resigning from Congress in 2011.

“I don’t believe I had any more than three,” he said when asked at a press conference how many relationships since his resignation were sexual in nature.

Three, 70, four million, who can know? Certainly not Anthony Weiner, who has apparently come on the virtual face of every living American, up to and including your dad.

[ HuffPo / Politico ]