"Making sex is like Chinese dinner," said Alec Baldwin once, probably while simultaneously flipping off his daughter's kindygarten teacher and slapping a stew. "It ain't over till you both get your cookies." Well, tell it to Anthony Weiner, who is (ALLEGEDLY) bad at sex, and who should feel bad! Nik Richie, the semiliterate blogger behind "The Dirty," which exposed the first of now ... hmmm, carry the one,
It's kind of like playing Dark Side of the Moon along with The Wizard of Oz. If you don't start in the right spot the whole thing falls apart...
On the one hand, this should not be the business of anyone except Tony and Huma.
On the other hand, of course lots of other people will make it their business. This was predictable, just as it was predictable that this story would emerge once Weiner returned to the public eye. So, did he think it wouldn't (which would make him too stupid to be Mayor), or that he could ride it out (remains to be seen if he's too stupid to be Mayor)?
Or, will we learn in the future that there was some <i>quid pro quo</i> involving Quinn? If he hangs on a bit more, and then pulls out, I assume that would just about sew it up for her, no?
&quot;Anthony Weiner&rsquo;s resignation from Congress so he could find the real killer&quot;
I thought Anthony himself was the one armed man, at least for about 60 seconds until he put the phone down...
Weiner was a (very entertaining) guest on Stewart&#039;s show. <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-february-4-...">http://www.thedailyshow.com...
You have to wonder how it felt to have Stewart sacrifice the friendship to the comedy gods. McCain too.
WAIT!! I thought the Minutemen were patriots
Happy Family Ending?
You go now ! You here four hour! You don&#039;t come here any more, you scare my wife!!!!
It&#039;s so nice, when you cuddle in close with your smartphone, and fall asleep to the sound of your partners&#039; dial tone.
&quot;Feeling like a different person&quot; apparently meant he switched to his other hand.
Obviously she doesn&#039;t know how to pull herself up by her bootstraps
<i>Saddle up!</i>
It&#039;s kind of like playing Dark Side of the Moon along with The Wizard of Oz. If you don&#039;t start in the right spot the whole thing falls apart...
Great Fucking Whatever.
On the one hand, this should not be the business of anyone except Tony and Huma.
On the other hand, of course lots of other people will make it their business. This was predictable, just as it was predictable that this story would emerge once Weiner returned to the public eye. So, did he think it wouldn&#039;t (which would make him too stupid to be Mayor), or that he could ride it out (remains to be seen if he&#039;s too stupid to be Mayor)?
Or, will we learn in the future that there was some <i>quid pro quo</i> involving Quinn? If he hangs on a bit more, and then pulls out, I assume that would just about sew it up for her, no?
Maybe &quot;Leathers&quot; isn&#039;t just her name but more of a condition.
TWEET Illegal use of hands!
GOODNIGHT *click*
Win.
Either that or the old classic, he sat on his hand until it went numb.
She needs a better vibrator, that&#039;s for sure.
&quot;who the fuck knows?!!! &quot;
the NSA
maybe he just has a crappy cell phone plan and doesn&#039;t have many minutes