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G B's avatar

Ok once again when Democrats take back control of government the first elected Democrat that says look forward not back needs to go to prison with the Trump regime! We keep ending up in the same place because Democrats refuse to hold Republican elected officials to the same standards Republicans do Dems. It's time to stop playing nice and actually to just stop playing. Make sure to vote in the primaries most these Dems are just Republicans in sheeps clothing

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

I mean, the amount of Viagra that must be necessary to get the proven rapist Trump's little toad stool to stand up when the Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hic!seth is describing the bombing of brown people is really gross, but I doubt that means the Republicans are suddenly going to do something about it.

Hank Napkin's avatar

My father was sterile: how do you explain that?

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

The level of sperm count that's considered "sterile" is still a really large sounding number?

Free beach's avatar

Rubbing alcohol?

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

hmmm... entire religions have been built around this

chascates's avatar

Aren't all anti-abortion loons motivated by their 'deeply held religious beliefs'? It seems that all opposition depends on what Professional Religionists claim their Supernatural Wizard says about the subject. However their holy book only mentions the procedure once. Numbers 5:11-31 is the only time abortion is mentioned and it’s a recipe on how to perform one. The Southern Baptist Convention adopted a resolution in 1971 calling on members to work for the legalization of abortion under "such conditions as rape, incest, clear evidence of severe fetal deformity, and ... damage to the emotional, mental, and physical health of the mother". Beginning in the late 1970s and early 1980s, conservative leaders like Jerry Falwell Sr. shifted the focus of evangelicals toward opposing abortion, in part to unite their base. Maybe they should return to that 'old tyme religion'.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Yep. Bible says if you need an abortion, the priest will help you out.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Perhaps the gentleman would prefer a description of my Endoscopic Retrograde Cholangiopancreatography?

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

TURP has entered the chat.

Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

If you can't find fresh pancreas, store-bought is OK!

Nancy Naive's avatar

“Almost no one wants to hear about how I got my blood microneedled and injected into my face, or about how I am planning to get salmon sperm microneedled into my face. Why? Because it sounds super gross.”

No, it doesn’t sound super gross, it’s just why?

EyeQueue's avatar

Idiocy. The refusal to age gracefully. Vanity. Stupidity.

Those "cosmetically enhanced" people look like monsters to me. It doesn't look good, IMO.

adn this all comes from that pure bitch, Kim Kartrasshian. I think she was the first.

Fucking piece of trash. And now we are saddled with her for the duration.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

I believe Robyn is talking about herself; she had microneedling and is planning on going for the salmon sperm procedure.

Free beach's avatar

Is that like caviar? Sounds expensive

JanuaryClaire's avatar

I looked it up, out of curiosity. It sounds like it's extracting short DNA chains from salmon sperm and injecting it into the skin to boost collagen and elastin production.

Free beach's avatar

Interesting. Still sounds expensive

EyeQueue's avatar
9mEdited

Oh no. I'm so sorry.

I am standing by my aging gracefully thing. I'm a big beliver in the "beauty industry" taking advantage of women's insecurities and weaponizing it against them.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

I agree with you about the beauty industry weaponizing aging. I've seen pre-teens and teenagers looking at anti-aging products in Sephora and...yikes.

EyeQueue's avatar

I've read a couple of articles about that. Toddler "influencers" for toddler "skin care."

It's disgusting, IMO.

Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Wait til they hear what a c section is like. Or a hernia surgery.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I had to watch videos of gall bladder removal for work reasons.

Any surgery is going to gross most people out.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I watched the surgeon debride a non-healing wound on my mother's abdomen after she had significant cancer surgery. Lovely.

Snarfyguy's avatar

I've actually had my gall bladder out.

Can't say I miss it, any more than I minded having it.

JustPixelz's avatar

If anyone wants my kidneys, help yourself. All they do is wake me up at night.

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

And you turned it loose on this non-comment section.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Parakeetist's avatar

I had a brain thingy years ago.

I am glad it went very well. I don't like to think of what may face looked like back then. :)

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Oh! You made me remember when a friend had to have surgery, where they screwed her head to the table! It was almost 30 years ago, so the procedure may have changed by now. I had nightmares after she described what was going to happen to her.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Yep. BFF had a triple aneurysm about 20 years ago. They DO NOT want you moving as they do neurological repairs in your head.

tek's avatar

Meanwhile, in todays Pot and Kettle news:

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐊 𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐍𝐎𝐓 '𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓'

Mr blob's avatar

He also in the same breath says everything he’s ever done is for the good of humanity.

FOLLOW UP QUESTION YOUR HONOR: does this include people who are not white?

EyeQueue's avatar

Bullshit. He's a fucking apartheid clyde racist, idiotic, moronically dumb waste of human teeth and skin.

Parakeetist's avatar

I hope he loses his companies. He's so racist, you can see him from miles away.

EyeQueue's avatar

OMG, yes. I hate him. :(

ETA: And I just saw a cybertruck when I was out a few minutes ago. IT's always there parked in the dispensry. I flipped it off.

Parakeetist's avatar

Mom and I laugh whenever we see one. They look ridiculous.

Free beach's avatar

They look good for refrigeration.

EyeQueue's avatar

I usually do an over-exaggerated laugh when I see one driving and make sure the other driver sees me do it. Like over-the-top, bent over, one hand over my mouth laughing. XD XD XD

ciaobella's avatar

Can they both fucking lose this lawsuit?

tek's avatar

I'm all for putting them both in a rocket to the sun, and they can duke it out on the way there.

EyeQueue's avatar

I wish the ground would open up and swallow them fucking down.

EyeQueue's avatar

I'm sorry. They should not have gone.

People need to take a stand at some point. No one is obligated to go prance and dance and pick and grin in front of that hump of shit in his Offal Office.

ciaobella's avatar

It’s probably a job requirement, unfortunately. They are employees of the federal government, after all.

Free beach's avatar

Yeah I’m not sure they had the ability to say no for that reason. Otherwise they could easily get fired. Probably by him.

Unfortunately.

I know I would be telling the administrator I was sick.

Saying he didn’t want to involve them was the tell. He definitely did.

tek's avatar

"I'm sorry, sir, I have an eye problem and won't be able to go meet with the President"

"What sort of eye problem?"

"I can't see myself in the same room as that jackass, sir."

EyeQueue's avatar

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chef's kiss*

EyeQueue's avatar

"Sorry, adminsitrator. I came down with a case of the gay and you know how contagious that is. I can't be there. So sorry."

EyeQueue's avatar

SMDH.

Still.

I wouldn't have gone and if i lost my job, oh well. There are some things worth losing in the service of integrity and fighting evil.

People are failing at this left and right.

Free beach's avatar

Yeah I know what you mean, I’m sure they all had to weigh it for themselves.

Sucks he puts people in that position

EyeQueue's avatar

IKR? He needs to fucking go.

Free beach's avatar

A long time ago. Perhaps 86?

paperlesstiger's avatar

OT: Shanghai Cooperation Organization considers defense.

𝘚𝘊𝘖: 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘒𝘺𝘳𝘨𝘺𝘻𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯.

𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘶𝘴, 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘢, 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘢, 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯, 𝘒𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘩𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯, 𝘒𝘺𝘳𝘨𝘺𝘻𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯, 𝘗𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯, 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢, 𝘛𝘢𝘫𝘪𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘜𝘻𝘣𝘦𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯.

𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗖𝗢 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗕𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗸𝗲𝗸 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴

https://timesca.com/iran-proposes-defense-cooperation-to-sco-partners-at-bishkek-meeting/

gallbladder's avatar

“𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.”

That one was aimed square between Donnie's eyes.

Crystalclear12's avatar

Right

I see.

So they want to go back to being on the evening news behaving like the assholes they are because that will definitely win everyone over their side, right?

paul's avatar

OT- I see the admin is going after Comey again for simply posting "86 47."

Interestingly, 8+6+4+7= 25. As in 25th Amendment.

helenasgarden's avatar

A thought: Everyone should post it on social media. Flood the zone.

JustPixelz's avatar

86 47

(peeks at news)

It doesn't work.

VasyaCognito's avatar

OT: I coulda been a spaceman...

The Lincoln Project

‪@lincolnproject.us

We support sending him to space.

https://bsky.app/profile/lincolnproject.us/post/3mknspm5yrk2q

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

Wait, you don't suppose they're going to let him come back?!?

Snarfyguy's avatar

"Ground control to Major Don . . ."

EyeQueue's avatar

They should have refused to go. I'm sorry. Enoguh is enough. People with integrity need to stop going to his fucking events.

Crystalclear12's avatar

Just not bringing him back.

ciaobella's avatar

Really really smart and physically very very good!

Meanwhile everyone else in the fucking room is like mm hmm, ok, yeah, can I get out of this room now?

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Fascists gotta fasch, and that entails bullying and violence to others doing things they disapprove of.

Mr blob's avatar

Genuinely I say look at the upside of today

It’s entirely possible to gerrymander a 52-0 Cali map now just by saying “I did it for partisanship not racism”

Ditto Minnesota, Illinois, Colorado, probably New York.

Let’s take this to the most extreme of all possible scenarios.

"M"'s avatar

Nobody should be listening to her

She hasn't held a Town Hall since 2017

gallbladder's avatar

What a fucking loon.

Parakeetist's avatar

Oh fuck off, Marsh

SunMoonStars's avatar

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

Russell Jones's avatar

The "Dangers of Federalizing Criminal Law" can be, and often are, real enough, but the GOP's concern with those dangers has been so preposterously selective over the decades that it is utterly impossible to take that shit seriously. And that's only gotten worse since the advent of Total Fucking Clownworld.