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Zyxomma's avatar

Of course I meant from old age.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Reptile libel, and I agree.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Well, I know that, and you know that, but there are always those who might come in and piggyback off of your comment and turn it into something else.

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Zyxomma's avatar

CanNOT.

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Zerosumgame-vaxxed's avatar

DOH, my bad sorry!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Can you do that on Twitter?

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VCarlson's avatar

Wait, that shithead got convicted of 2nd degree murder for sniping a doctor in his kitchen? You don’t get much more intentional than that.

I know, I know - abortion is “icky,” and that doc kind-sorta deserved killin’ for doing it. Like all those (mostly) white (mostly) dudes who get charged with murder for killing Black people only after the Prosecutor is dragged kicking and screaming to that point by (usually) national attention.

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VCarlson's avatar

Oh, c’mon! You know that women aren’t really people, right? The only real people are straight white cis men.

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VCarlson's avatar

Yeah, I remember getting figuratively patted on my head and being told not to worry said pretty head about such things, as Roe was safe (all those laws making it functionally null to the contrary), and the “pro-life” folks would be like the dog catching the car.

True enough. It took 40-50 years of the GOP making itself into the kind of hateful power cabal it is now for them to get arrogant enough to go for it anyway.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Did New York legalize murder?

No?

Then go back to fucking jail, asshole.

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H0mer0's avatar

ecclesiastical or classical Latin?/sn

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H0mer0's avatar

the answer to all those questions according to Mojo Nixon would be ELVIS!

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H0mer0's avatar

but dad, mom TOLD you to stay out of her kitchen!

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H0mer0's avatar

[ https://uploads.disquscdn.c... Insert Ken Jeong with sombrero meme here]

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H0mer0's avatar

isn't pippistrelle the Italian word for bat and thereby calling it a pippistrelle bat is kinda redundant?(very squeeeee)

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