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Yes, right underneath the obituaries.

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Welcomed, even!

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That's because his mother is a vacant dimwit who never taught him anything.

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Fucking Reagan...

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Sick fucker, I hope they get the therapy they will need.

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They are not, they are in fact laughable in their ignorance.

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Good point

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I'm kinda looking forward to what they come up with for their big reveal on Tuesday. Apparently there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for fetus hoarding.

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She only needs 4 to get the whole set. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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In all fairness, when I was in the Air Force in the early 1970's when assigned to a new base , the first thing young single guys did was find the nearest Southern Baptist church. That was where the wildest, loosest ladies could be found. Forget clubs and bars, that was the era of veterans or servicemen being treated like dogs by our peers but the church ladies, had no issue with knocking boots. You had to tolerate an hour or so of listening to nonsense once a week but the payoff was worth it to a young, horny kid.

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Big difference between eggs still warm from the nest and the watery crap they call eggs in the store. I raise ducks and get one egg every day from my lady ducks. Once you eat a duck egg, you will never want to eat or cook with a chicken egg again. They are healthier and more nutritious as well

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Is incineration of medical waste no longer a thing that happens?

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doncha hate it when your mom flushes your show and tell, I mean when the police and coroners office raid your apartment and destroy your class project?

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apologies to Bill Frenzer:

"They don't come when you callThey don't chase girls at allDead fetuses aren't much fun"

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someone wrote a book about my dating history? For school kids to read? Dat ain't cool, guys!

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