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Incoming Ham's avatar

Not a lot of homeschooling is going to happen that day.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Could we suggest that they stay home for like, the rest of winter?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

How much space do we need for the Million Zygote March?

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

I predict wild success -- just like those trucker and impeach Bamz protest thingies in DC awhile back.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"... end this national pre-born baby killing..."</i>

Just for once, I'd like these people to express the slightest interest in the welfare of the post-born. Just once.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The mall? They wish! This is the Walmart -- "shooting clean up in aisle 4" -- crowd.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

If it's "MIllion" as defined by FOX News? A small dinner plate should do fine.

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PsycWench's avatar

I mocked a man in Memphis just to watch him cry.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Religious scholars have argued this for centuries, "... is he chicken? ... is he veal?". The debate is fruitless. The important thing is that Jesus is white meat.

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PsycWench's avatar

They overlap with people who want to cut the post-born's taxes. Does that count?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Please excuse my son/daughter from school. We are using them as a prop to shame other women."

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

You know what the great, genius thing about this is? Since it's a stay-at-home, self-reporting kind of a deal, the wingnuts will be able to claim that MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of people took part in their protests! Beautiful! I look forward to the breathless coverage on Faux on January 24.* *I do not look forward to this.

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