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Not a lot of homeschooling is going to happen that day.

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Could we suggest that they stay home for like, the rest of winter?

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How much space do we need for the Million Zygote March?

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I predict wild success -- just like those trucker and impeach Bamz protest thingies in DC awhile back.

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<i>"... end this national pre-born baby killing..."</i>

Just for once, I'd like these people to express the slightest interest in the welfare of the post-born. Just once.

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The mall? They wish! This is the Walmart -- "shooting clean up in aisle 4" -- crowd.

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If it's "MIllion" as defined by FOX News? A small dinner plate should do fine.

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I mocked a man in Memphis just to watch him cry.

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Religious scholars have argued this for centuries, "... is he chicken? ... is he veal?". The debate is fruitless. The important thing is that Jesus is white meat.

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They overlap with people who want to cut the post-born's taxes. Does that count?

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"Please excuse my son/daughter from school. We are using them as a prop to shame other women."

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You know what the great, genius thing about this is? Since it's a stay-at-home, self-reporting kind of a deal, the wingnuts will be able to claim that MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of people took part in their protests! Beautiful! I look forward to the breathless coverage on Faux on January 24.* *I do not look forward to this.

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