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And lactating wine instead of milk?

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I always pictured her as a pixie, myself. It's the hair.

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<i> A new JCP ad features Ellen and three elves. JCP has made their choice to offend a huge majority of their customers again.</i>

hahahahhahaha wingnut! it's not about you!!

jackass.

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Don't want to patronize Starbucks or J.C. Penney? Trump is calling for a <a href="http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2012\/12\/06\/thin_skinned_donald_trump_calls_for_boycott_of_whiskey_producer\/" target="_blank">boycott of Glenfiddich</a>. Whose round is it?

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Boycotting reality is no way to go through life.

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Companies that don't use the exact language I want them to make me so mad.

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Considering the target demo, I would've expected the elves to look something like <a href="http:\/\/www.ribticklers.co.uk\/images\/34139.jpg" target="_blank">this</a>.

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Those things! I work with someone who smokes them. Although he has to go outside to smoke, when he comes back in I can smell him from at least 8 feet away.

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General Mills? Sexting again?

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