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Rarian Rakista's avatar

True story: had a Mormon friend when I was growing up who turned out to have a dad with a secret cabinet in his office with S&M gear.

He was a single dad.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

As we were wandering through the park, Jacking off preachers in the dark, If Stormy Grant can take it So can you.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

A full bladder and carnage are the ingredients for a hard-as-blue-steel boner, Extemp.

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The Quirk's avatar

Not as much fun as living in a van by the river.

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The Quirk's avatar

It CAN flow when it's up, it just hurts.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I pee'd into a cup while sitting in my car once. I was fortunate though, to be sitting in bumper to bumper traffic behind a 5-car pile-up, where no one would mistake my activities for pedophilia.

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schmannity's avatar

I believe the Tea Party has found its man for the William Jefferson seat.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Grant Storms is obviously his porn name too.

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fuflans's avatar

i was thinking more aqualung.

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fuflans's avatar

now THIS is a wonkette news story.

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