Rev. Grant Storms is apparently well known in New Orleans for wearing stupid Bible-American-flag t-shirts, donning ridiculous 1980s pedophile/hipster glasses, and walking through Southern Decadence, the city's annual gay festival, with a broom. Apparently, though, he does not do this during the city's annual boob festival, Mardi Gras, so it's the gays he has a problem with, not sex in general. Unfortunately for this preacher man, he was
I pee'd into a cup while sitting in my car once. I was fortunate though, to be sitting in bumper to bumper traffic behind a 5-car pile-up, where no one would mistake my activities for pedophilia.
True story: had a Mormon friend when I was growing up who turned out to have a dad with a secret cabinet in his office with S&M gear.
He was a single dad.
As we were wandering through the park, Jacking off preachers in the dark, If Stormy Grant can take it So can you.
A full bladder and carnage are the ingredients for a hard-as-blue-steel boner, Extemp.
Not as much fun as living in a van by the river.
It CAN flow when it's up, it just hurts.
I pee'd into a cup while sitting in my car once. I was fortunate though, to be sitting in bumper to bumper traffic behind a 5-car pile-up, where no one would mistake my activities for pedophilia.
I believe the Tea Party has found its man for the William Jefferson seat.
Grant Storms is obviously his porn name too.
i was thinking more aqualung.
now THIS is a wonkette news story.