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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Having had more than one occasion to ask "why on earth does she want to be seen with me?", I'm prepared to believe that the heart has its reasons.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Christ, now I have to launch the site in IE so I can see the ads and find the answers to these important questions

IT'S FOR A FRIEND, I SWEAR!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's why God created Hoverounds- it says so in the Bible

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Even Coast to Coast AM listeners don't go to rense.com

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

besides lime and ice?

A straw...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you need to trademark that..

fuflans's avatar

yeah, i know (I AM AWARE OF ALL INTERNET TRADITIONS.). i saw the latest frenzy.

(i was just noting that in her case, it might actually be true.)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

better call Jerome Corsi, we're gonna need the big guns for this...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm betting rat fucking is even worse than pig fucking

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

like Sinatra sang- the first lady is a tramp

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Good lord, you're terrible at this...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Somehow the whole ping pong ball meme managed to fly under this pinhead's radar all these years, so I Googled it

Fascinating, but now I need to take a shower

with Isopropyl and steel wool...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Tanqueray or GTFO!1!

(the judges would also have accepted Bombay Sapphire)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

more Turtle Wax than Touché Turtle

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the one on Seinfeld, amirite?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you're attempting to use reason with an idjit, that's a fool's errand

remember George Bernard Shaw's admonition about pigs

(and no, it didn't involve fucking them)