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Having had more than one occasion to ask "why on earth does she want to be seen with me?", I'm prepared to believe that the heart has its reasons.

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Christ, now I have to launch the site in IE so I can see the ads and find the answers to these important questions

IT'S FOR A FRIEND, I SWEAR!

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that's why God created Hoverounds- it says so in the Bible

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Even Coast to Coast AM listeners don't go to rense.com

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besides lime and ice?

A straw...

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you need to trademark that..

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yeah, i know (I AM AWARE OF ALL INTERNET TRADITIONS.). i saw the latest frenzy.

(i was just noting that in her case, it might actually be true.)

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better call Jerome Corsi, we're gonna need the big guns for this...

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I'm betting rat fucking is even worse than pig fucking

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like Sinatra sang- the first lady is a tramp

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Good lord, you're terrible at this...

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Somehow the whole ping pong ball meme managed to fly under this pinhead's radar all these years, so I Googled it

Fascinating, but now I need to take a shower

with Isopropyl and steel wool...

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Tanqueray or GTFO!1!

(the judges would also have accepted Bombay Sapphire)

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more Turtle Wax than Touché Turtle

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the one on Seinfeld, amirite?

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you're attempting to use reason with an idjit, that's a fool's errand

remember George Bernard Shaw's admonition about pigs

(and no, it didn't involve fucking them)

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