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Hyperspherical_Cow's avatar

The people I have no sympathy for are all you whiners who gave this clown money and somehow expected a miracle. Jokes on you.

As far as the rodeo clown himself. He is less than nothing to me as always.

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Roger_of_Arabia's avatar

I love people like ex-sheriff Mack who aren't hypocrites.

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Grokenstein's avatar

1. "Ah gots a garden hose, I can take care a' myself!"2. "Aw Gawd, mah house burnt down! What am Ah gon' do?"3. "Thanks for buyin' me a new house, libtards! Now f___ off! Ah gots a garden hose, I can take care a' myself!"

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

And he even can't go home, he treat his mama wrong. - Howlin' Wolf.

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Rick Hill's avatar

The new conservative bible has it as: 'Blessed are those that take all they can use and then defecate on what's left over."

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

The "Death panels" bit blew my mind. When the actual people employed by the insurance companies whose jobs were to keep costs down by figuring out how to refuse services were the final arbiters of what treatment you were going to receive. Boggles the noggin, that level of willful ignorance does.

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Mahousu's avatar

So it means I get to visit Rome again? Cool.

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OctopiRage's avatar

Asshole libel!

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Lefty Wright's avatar

This just shows you cannot shame a wingnut into acknowledging the obvious benefit of affordable health insurance. They have no shame. The message about this act of generosity by the left will just be perverted by Mack to prove his point that government sponsored insurance is not needed.

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deanbooth's avatar

Losers will be given the hospice version of the game as a parting gift.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Wingnut douche bag shows no contrition Wingnut douche bag shows no appreciationWingnut douche bag shows complete lack of introspectionWingnut douche bag continues to show no empathyWingnut douche bag continues to hate our guts

and THAT is why I didn't give the wingnut douche bag a fucking dime of my hard earned money.I kicked a little that weekend to some real charity, one that actually appreciates the help, instead, and I don't feel the least bit bad about not helping this asshole.

Sooner or later the frog needs to accept the fact that the scorpion is just going to continue to sting him no matter what.

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RecreationalPilot's avatar

Social Security is ONLY partly HIS money.

Will he only take out of it what he'd put into it, including interest accrued?

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I hardly doubt that, because the Socialist Ex-Police Officer is still and always will be a SOCIALIST.

He's made his living off of the public teet and will continue to do so. Why? Because he's a SOCIALIST!

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He's one of those mentally defective Libertarians, who are more sociopathic than empathetic--people who only care about themselves and what they can take from others.

He'll milk Social Security as much as he can, because he's a TAKER!

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Next time (and there will be a next time, that's how health works as you age) I would suggest going all Barbara Billingsley in "Airplane!" on his sorry ass: "Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help; sheeeet."

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a_pink_poodle's avatar

Yeah sorry, I donated more than $5.

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Last Hussar's avatar

You know what else isn't in the Constitution? Sherriffs.

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Never Applicable's avatar

Up side - the Govmnt will take part of his money for taxes (after all it is income) and of course Go fund gets their share and finally - for not having health insurance the tax man will cometh again. Ain't karma great?

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