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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm hoping someone has a good Drano Cocktail recipe.

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The Quirk's avatar

You can get Herman Cain to do it, providing the document is less than three pages long.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Not having enough buttsex leads to constipation?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

That's the best comment ever.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Old Man River?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

POD: Thank you! Personally, I'm partial to "Roxanne." And the one where's he a gangster retiring to Arizona.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Thank you both.

I and I remember the days of slavery.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The crickets will be in on the debate? Excellent. It's always a good idea to have someone with brains on the podium.

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PsycWench's avatar

And she apologizes if anyone is upset because they didn't understand the preamble was irrelevant.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There's a dude on that other site (I no longer post there btw - why buy anger?) who claims this. Fuck him...until he shows me the whip scars on his back or can talk about how the massa got his wife pregnant he needs to shut the fuck up.

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PsycWench's avatar

You know that meant many men were wifeless, since the rich guys hogged all the women. Having all those single men must have also been great for society.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Woot!"

-Tom Jefferson

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's always been the quiet ones that you have to watch out for.

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MissusBarry's avatar

I think they miss the fact that it is totally possible, and in the case of the teatard crowd nearly impossible not to, embarass yourself while lacking the self-awareness to recognize they should be embarassed. As with nearly everything in their empty heads...just because you don't get it doesn't mean it isn't so.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Downy McFistula is busy here, between fapping sessions. Upfisted everyone, just to make him less than useless.

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