Not long ago, a Real-American named Gary Troy was standing in his kitchen, deep-frying a cheeseburger for his lunch, when God the Creator suddenly appeared. "Gary," God said, "This is your mission in life: To promote the fuck out of Sarah Palin until she becomes president. Succeed, and admission to Heaven is yours. Fail, and you spend the rest of eternity in limbo with the sad unbaptized babies." Then God went poof! and disappeared. Not long after this incident, Troy founded the Palin 2012 Project to honor God's word and get our heroine elected using his two secret weapons: TRUTH, and seminar-planning know-how!
Plz do not " Expand Palin voter base" anymore. Those voters can't get their bases into public transportation seats as it is.
10) Profit!
Someone had to say it.
Plz do not " Expand Palin voter base" anymore. Those voters can't get their bases into public transportation seats as it is.
Today, as we follow The North Star (see "Vanity Fair" current issue) we are all shacks of our former selves.