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Altodiva's avatar

"Modalities" is not just a naturopathy/homeopathy woo term. It is a physical therapy term, encompassing things like heat and cold therapy, electrical stim, massage, traction, etc.

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Tony Baldacci's avatar

This is true.

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randomnessliz's avatar

Just another librul from Berkeley

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pstumba's avatar

me thinks he's taken a few too many hits to the head.

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mr_snarky's avatar

When does he declare himself a candidate in the democratic primary?

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Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

Marianne Williamson libelz!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Rogers will, of course, get all of the best modern medical treatment. When he gives all the credit to dolphin woo, researchers in the field will just roll their eyes and get back to finding even better treatments.

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Buz 13's avatar

Don’t watch the Kristen Welker interview. I’m drinking( drunk) watching this shit and I am livid. He’s spouting lies and she’s letting him. Fuck these people.

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Buz 13's avatar

We clearly haven’t met. You think I’m beating up on the Black woman, do you? If it wasn’t for a black woman, I wouldn’t be here right now. I’m well aware the network ownership is behind this, which is why I said “fuck these people”. And yeah, Kristen Welker is just a culpable as the executives. She covered 2016 just like this, normalizing Trump and demonizing Clinton.

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Get Out! Stay Out! 2024's avatar

I've been thinking about this shit for a while myself, and there is no way that we can allow 2016 to happen all over again. Maybe then everyone was not aware of the dangers of normalizing Trump, or of his authoritarian leanings, but we damn well know now. We have no choice but to call out the media and loudly for their continuing to present this despicable lying thug as just another opposition candidate! We have to organize and boycott. Refuse to put up with the both-sidesing. Letters and emails and marching in the streets in front of studios and corporations. It's gotta be stopped this time or there is no next time. Your point about beating up on Kristen Welker is warranted, but she's got to be aware of what's happening and has her own responsibility here as well.

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kareema's avatar

I saw two walruses having sex in an aquarium. No problem for me. Animals are.... animals and things like this. Hell, humans are animals and look what they do at a musical....

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Did they exclaim "Goog - goog - ge - joob!" as they climaxed?

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Oog-ah-chakka-Oog-ah, Oog-ah?

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Wendy Wonders's avatar

I was at an aquarium and saw 2 male dolphins having sex. The woman standing next to me freaked out and ran to talk to zoo staff. She came back very relieved to report to the rest of us that it was a power move for dominance. For her, rape was preferable to consensual homosexual sex.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

I heard that getting up close to lions having sex can cure all that ails you. No further away than 15 feet is the recommendation, the closer you are the quicker the cure.

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Tosca's avatar

It's even better if you poke them! Absolutely guaranteed, you won't be thinking a single thing about your bad back!

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

"However, it seems pretty messed up to listen to the sounds of dolphin sex to heal yourself in light of the fact that dolphins are notoriously vicious rapists with prehensile penises like monkey tails that they can use to drag you down to their dolphin rape caves. He could be listening to dolphin rape for all he knows."

I was going to post something about dolphins being HUGE whores, but I think that paragraph pretty much covers it. I'm surprised RWNJs haven't been going on about the bisexual, dolphin, whores, who want to groom the children.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Prehensile? Where does one sign up?

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motmelere's avatar

They are still trying to suss out all of those gay penguins.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

They've not unravelled the enigma of the gay frogs yet.

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kareema's avatar

DAMN, them penguins... ;-)

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Maybe they're evil, English-speaking dolphins who are bent on world conquest, like in that Halloween episode of "The Simpsons."

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motmelere's avatar

Screw those tuna munchers!

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

The RWNJs would probably be OK with European dolphins grooming the children. They seem OK with Putin kidnapping Ukrainian children, and Baptist youth ministers boning the children.

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Revenant's avatar

if the offenders are on their side they go all Sgt. Schultz ("I see nozzink!")

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DDB9000's avatar

Uh, that's ''nothing'' - Schultz is not Russian...

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Darth Trad's avatar

I'm infusing water with dolphin noises and selling in on the gullible. As long as there are Americans who have money to part with and unable to science the gravy train will never stop.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

Telling people that "science is out to kill God" doesn't help

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

You should see if you can get ahold of some "curing dolphin urea." People would DEFINITELY buy dolphin urine. Maybe just put some blue food dye in water and say it's curing dolphin piss. I bet you'd make bank.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

So...basically you'll just wave a bottle of water in front of the video as it plays?

I'd buy it.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

You play the audio to the bottle of water so the water is charged with those vibrations, but you turn the volume down to where you can barely hear it, to make it more homeopathic.

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Violet Likes Pretty Flowers's avatar

Good plan - but I do believe that merely thinking about charging the water with the vibrations will also work, as will simply printing some hoo-haw on the label about having done so. Time is money, people.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

If the dolphin noises in that video are supposed to be so healing and relaxing, why do they need a soundtrack?

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Darth Trad's avatar

The credit should go to the producer.

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motmelere's avatar

Damn just had to go to a far away neighbor's house to bitch about the boom-boom. Met another neighbor on his way to do the same. Drunk fuckers are already turning it back up. At least nobody got shot.

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willi0000000's avatar

yet?

today?

this week?

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Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

Flipper certainly lives in a world full of wonder.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

when I was a kid I always wanted that obnoxious child to drown.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I'm not sure we should be slut shaming dolphins, even if everyone knows they're the sluts of the marine world.

//personally, I think they've got it all figured out - no jobs, bisexual, and bone for fun

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If you lead a very good life, you come back as a dolphin.

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Darth Trad's avatar

What happens in the pool, stays in the pool.

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Schroedinger's Hooman's avatar

Intelligence is not a necessarily needed for the football chunker to chunk footballs.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

They take a lot of head blows in football.

Kind of can’t believe he and Shailene Woodley didn’t make it. They seemed like a very close match.🙄

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archy's avatar

One more reason to despise American football.

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