You know how vaccinations give your kids overnight mental retardation and turn your daughters into whores and sometimes even kill them? No, you don't, because none of that is true. [contextly_sidebar id="AnRTlrfHA7kkDn7wKxCwfOFzaotRNu0T"] But some place on the interwebs called Health Impact News,
Probably 99% of the children diagnosed with autism had ridden in their parent's gasoline-powered automobile, and also had been under electric lights in the 48 hours before the examination that led to their autism diagnosis.
Therefore, it would probably be a good idea to keep children out of automobiles and away from electric lights too... which isn't a bad idea, because since their science-denying parents are probably also not getting them vaccinated, they should be home-schooled and kept away from all other humans.
None of this drama is needed. If you do get cancer, you just flush your system with backing soda and lye, which turns your body fat into soap. Soap is good for cleaning stuff. Also cauliflower. See?
(Nothing like a good verbal salad of crazy first thing in the morning!)
Serious adverse events were collected throughout the entire study period (range one month to 48 months post-last dose) for the six integrated clinical studies for GARDASIL 9. Out of the 13,236 individuals who were administered GARDASIL 9 and had safety follow-up, 305 reported a serious adverse event; representing 2.3% of the population. As a comparison, of the 7,378 individuals who were administered GARDASIL and had safety follow-up, 185 reported a serious adverse event; representing 2.5% of the population.
See, in real life there are these "other mitigating consequences", if, for instance, not taking this vaccine meant that hundreds of girls would die horribly from cancer, there is a "net gain" in life....of course we all are going to die eventually, and many of us ( me included) are "probably" going to hell...
Probably 99% of the children diagnosed with autism had ridden in their parent's gasoline-powered automobile, and also had been under electric lights in the 48 hours before the examination that led to their autism diagnosis.
Therefore, it would probably be a good idea to keep children out of automobiles and away from electric lights too... which isn't a bad idea, because since their science-denying parents are probably also not getting them vaccinated, they should be home-schooled and kept away from all other humans.
So antihistamine abuse causes people to think vaccinations are more harmful than diseases?
None of this drama is needed. If you do get cancer, you just flush your system with backing soda and lye, which turns your body fat into soap. Soap is good for cleaning stuff. Also cauliflower. See?
(Nothing like a good verbal salad of crazy first thing in the morning!)
Awww snap, Yo Vegetable fight!
Nice poem
Serious Adverse Events in ClinicalStudies
Serious adverse events were collected throughout the entire study period (range one month to 48 months post-last dose) for the six integrated clinical studies for GARDASIL 9. Out of the 13,236 individuals who were administered GARDASIL 9 and had safety follow-up, 305 reported a serious adverse event; representing 2.3% of the population. As a comparison, of the 7,378 individuals who were administered GARDASIL and had safety follow-up, 185 reported a serious adverse event; representing 2.5% of the population.
To be fair, you should also sue whoever made the shrimp.
If only the parents had that excuse.
...I'll just leave this right here:
Those albino unicorns are seriously rare
Her expertise is as an administrative professional.
Sounds like the perfect person to entrust with dispensing life or death health advice.
See, in real life there are these "other mitigating consequences", if, for instance, not taking this vaccine meant that hundreds of girls would die horribly from cancer, there is a "net gain" in life....of course we all are going to die eventually, and many of us ( me included) are "probably" going to hell...
Kale chips would have been so much tastier.
So if someone gets the HPV vaccine, but then gets run over by a bus after leaving the clinic, do they count as someone "killed" by vaccination?
How many times will it take until the idiots learn that correlation does not equal causation? Grr.
I think the definition of "idiot" is "fails to learn. Ever."