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Speaking of profiting off the presidency. Moscow Mitch hung his tiny turtle head a week ago and said “aw, shucks. If the mean Dems vote to impeach, we gotsa have a trial, BECAUSE I FOLLOW SENATE RULES. (No, he doesn’t). We all kinda wondered why? Why he say such things? Money. Turns out Mitch is the ONLY person who can save democracy and protect innocent Trump, being the king of the Senate. He fear mongered and then begged his poor, dumb base to GIVE ME MONEY!!! To save poor Trump and this just awful impeachment that HE ALONE can stop. Except he can’t. His vote counts the same as the rest. The CHIEF JUSTICE presides over the trial. He’s deliberately lying, playing like this has a chance to succeed, just to put the squeeze on his base. That’s so pathetic.

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Trump has two Scottish golf courses, the Aberdeenshire one had its planning application approved while the Turnberry one had its planning application rejected.The Prestwick-Turnberry scam didn't involve the Scottish Government, the airport is wholly owned by the Scottish Government but it has no input to the day to day running of it. I would like to thank the USAF for the three dollars which is my share of the money.

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All things being even Putin is paying the bills! Hell let Russia pay for the EU supposed UN short falls too! Yet some might think it would be a conflict of interests!

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The Trump family is so aggrieved, so put upon, so abused. I want to weep for them. But first I want the entire, vile glop of them launched into outer space with very little O2. Even then I won't weep. In fact, I'll join the Earth celebrations.

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I read it yesterday. The entitlement oozed from my keyboard, out from the screen. I hate that family with fire of a thousand suns.

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The difference: Busey is talented.

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How do they always all look so overdressed and yet so....frumpy?I honestly thought that was Tiffany's mother sat next to her and was wondering when she started drinking heavily before I realized it was Junior's girlfriend.These are the children of the most powerful man on Earth, at an international diplomatic event, looking like a pack of hungover office interns - all wrinkled suits, flat hair and lashings of "smoky" eye makeup to cover the dark circles, trying extra hard to look interested so nobody realizes they're still a little bit drunk.

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Tiffany looks like she already stopped paying attention and is instead singing a grocery store pop song in her head. I don't blame her.

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I refer to those as IKEA jokes: some assembly required.

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somebody at the library on congress is having some fun at trump's expense ... https://thetakeout.com/libr...

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" I was born a rich white child in Manhattan....."

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https://media.giphy.com/med...

If Dumbass actually has any that is.

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The lady dancing in the lion enclosure at the zoo has bigger balls than Eric.

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Any time Eric speaks, it is too soon.

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Not that that is a bad thing exactly...

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