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thixotropic jerk's avatar

All these cosplay warriors need to be rounded up prosecuted and put away for as long as possible. Take all their fantasy reels and play them back-to-back nonstop 24/7/365 on the new “Traitor Tales” channel with appropriate narration about their arrogant lawlessness. And make sure those at the top no matter how cold they got or how just being free speechy they claim get the longest sentences. If we don’t make every last one of these fuckers pay with the loss of the freedoms they wanted to steal from us we are doomed because the next version will not fail from a case of the terminal stoopids.

Zap's avatar

He's always seemed a bit too ethnic to be a RWNJ.

Zap's avatar

Alembic? WHAR Jerry?

Not averse to bacon's avatar

Rec'd.With sadness, for being true.

Cgo2370's avatar

If it doesn't look like a high-rise apartment tower from Star Wars, are you even really speakering?

The Quirk's avatar

“They’ll fear us doing it again…”

I do, and that seems like a jolly good reason to make damn sure they aren't around to try it again next time.

The Quirk's avatar

As opposed to all the damage being on the cops' side, as it was in our reality?

Brian Bixby's avatar

were unprepared and badly outnumbered.

This was deliberate, on the part of their "leadership". Graveyard shift people who expected to be held over were told to go home, swing shift people who came in early because they knew from their Facebook feeds that they would be needed were also sent home. The FBI tried to send personnel before the mob arrived, and were turned down. The Capitol Police have sonic weapons, gas, water cannons, and armored vehicles, they were left in the armory and never deployed (except for hand held tear gas and pepper gas dispensers). The doors have hard shutters that only take a couple of hours to install, and they were left in storage. The windows on the lower level of the building were in the process of being reinforced, the rioters went directly to the ones that hadn't yet been and ignored the others so they had information as to which were which.

Just because the upper echelons of the Capitol Police were smarter than a cantaloupe so knew how to destroy the documentation doesn't mean that they're innocent.

BigBoppa - Yeah, that one's avatar

I think their fantasies about 1776 were why they were filming their crimes in real time. They believed they were recording history and were proud of it.

Sleepmonger's avatar

What twitter content is being withheld from me? I go there all the time (even when I don't want to when I click embedded videos) and the only thing ever blocked is users requiring you to be a follower or something before you can read their posts.

underwriter505's avatar

He can get a toothbrush and other basic hygiene needs issued in jail, or in prison (he may spend some time in jail before prison). He shouldn't pack anything. Anything he tries to bring in other than his person and (maybe) a wedding ring and a religious medallion willbe condisered contrabad and disposed of.

YoBunnyBunny's avatar

Pride goeth before the indictment.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Bingo. These goobers all fancy themselves as the new founding fathers of the Christian nationalist ethnostate they want to build in the ashes after they’ve burned America to the ground.

Jensie's avatar

I haz a confuse- how is an Afro-Cuban guy a -checks notes- white nationalist??

Ms. Dee from the Lou's avatar

There are Afro Haitians that are just as obtuse as Afro-Cubans; they are big into being the model tokens and are self hating. White nationalists use these idiots for cover constantly.