That Arby Belle Stuckums or whatever the fuck accidentally said something funny with her fourth point about why IVF is bad and we should feel bad: if my parents had only waited until they were like 60 to have me, I wouldn’t have had to know the grandmother that I hated.
I'm sitting here trying very hard not to tear my hair out. What in the name of fuck are these fucking men bellowing? I don't give a single fuck about what any of the idiot women have to say because they are all fucking (plural of illegal word). The men however need to have an older woman (me) tell them what the fuck is up and why they are so fucking wrong about every single fucking thought they've ever had. I'd like to very much do this as gently as I possibly can. Who's seen A Clockwork Orange...
I wonder where this Allie Beth Stuckey gets the idea that "Freezing your eggs is horrible for your health". This is such a blatant piece of bullshit, it makes me wonder about Stuckey's intelligence. Why would she include such an easily debunked piece of excrement in what is apparently an attempt at a serious response?
Latest scare tactic to scare teen girls and twenty somethings to skip college, get married, and start popping out kids. Doesn't have to make sense, just take advantage of the destruction of education in this country.
I take you've seen the claim that 82% of pregnant women who took the COVID vaccine had miscarriages? The dishonest way the proponents of that came up with that math shows their utter contempt for intelligence.
Remember back when I was a kid and there was a frozen egg product called "Fresh & Ready Omelet Mix" that was sold at the local A&P. Let them thaw out in the fridge overnight and they were DEE-LISH in the morning!
But good heavens! You may get someone else's dirty genes!!!!!
I'm not even kidding. Quiverful won't adopt b/c the sins of the fathers are handed down to the whatever generation and you may be adopting that!!11oneone
What weak sauce conspiracy theories these RWNJs are putting forth these days. Half-assed, uninspired, low-energy, repetitive, dull, boring and just plain stupid. Gone are the days when Birchers mimeographed broadsides filled with Illuminati plots being hatched with cabals of Roman Catholic Jesuit Vampires, genetically modified super-soldiers being bred in the catacombs beneath the Kremlin, Pakistani a-bomb tests in the Antarctic unfreezing an army of monstrous fire-breathing penguins bent on world conquest.
No zing. No snap, crackle or pop. No sizzle. Just dull as dirt nothing burgers from dawn to dusk.
Do I have to do everything around here? Isn't it obvious? All we need to do is reach back to mad scientist Nikola Tesla who once announced that WOMEN were the superior gender and would eventually replace the men at the top of the heap.
OBVIOUSLY! AOC has used her position of power to finally open the secret science lab hidden inside the mountains near Colorado Springs, CO where Tesla spent many years doing mad science on mad scientific stuff! She isn't freezing any eggs at all. Because she has found the long rumored cache of mad scientist sperm that Nikola left behind inside a scientifically super cold ice cube made entirely of Kurt Vonneguts ICE-9 super-ice! Once she manages the task of chipping the ICE-9 away without triggering a world wide apocalypse she will use the mad scientist baby jam to breed her own SUPER-SQUAD of women who will finally realize everything their daddy, Nikola Tesla, predicted over a century ago!
It all fits! Wake up sheeple! They are coming! Don't be surprised if there isn't enough mad scientist goo for a bunch of other women to take advantage of the opportunity....women chosen by AOC herself! Think of it, super women doing super mad science! The men don't stand a chance.
Pretty sure this was the plot of "Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine" starring Vincent Price and Frankie Avalon with a cameo by Annette Funicello, but I could never get through the thing so I don't really know.
Q: On the economy - what do you plan to do to make North Carolina more affordable?
MICHAEL WHATLEY: *walks away*
NARRATOR: He wouldn't take Qs on that even though we sent Whatley Qs more than 24 hours ago looking for specific plans. We have not been given a response beyond 2 paragraphs on his site
That Arby Belle Stuckums or whatever the fuck accidentally said something funny with her fourth point about why IVF is bad and we should feel bad: if my parents had only waited until they were like 60 to have me, I wouldn’t have had to know the grandmother that I hated.
Fox News is showing Talarico up by 3 among all voters, and is +39 with independents.
All fingers and paws crossed at Casa 2Cats.
It seems to be a stretch that all of Texas could be so dim to let Paxton into office.
But, yeah, Texas . . .
I kinda feel bad for these exhaustive Republican women.
They are expected to fixate on the shortcomings of fellow women.
Meanwhile Republican men have to remember which Mastercard they use for conducting their affairs . . .
And paying for abortions.
I'm sitting here trying very hard not to tear my hair out. What in the name of fuck are these fucking men bellowing? I don't give a single fuck about what any of the idiot women have to say because they are all fucking (plural of illegal word). The men however need to have an older woman (me) tell them what the fuck is up and why they are so fucking wrong about every single fucking thought they've ever had. I'd like to very much do this as gently as I possibly can. Who's seen A Clockwork Orange...
Fuck those fucking fucks - Rebecca
The country is full of these toxic man children. They are essential to the MAGAt movement.
Those illegal words have much more depth and warmth than any of these bints.
Hang in there. Hopefully this too shall pass and we will be able to take care of this and right wrongs.
I wonder where this Allie Beth Stuckey gets the idea that "Freezing your eggs is horrible for your health". This is such a blatant piece of bullshit, it makes me wonder about Stuckey's intelligence. Why would she include such an easily debunked piece of excrement in what is apparently an attempt at a serious response?
Latest scare tactic to scare teen girls and twenty somethings to skip college, get married, and start popping out kids. Doesn't have to make sense, just take advantage of the destruction of education in this country.
Sympathetic magic, if a witch with bad intentions gets hold of a person's frozen eggs...
Hell to pay!
There'll be some crackpot on the internet pushing that theory, by misconstruing one stray data point.
Something like, 100% of women who froze their eggs had health problems later in life, and some may have died.
"That's not a data point! That's a fly speck!"
"Keep quiet. We don't retract nuthin'."
Isn't posting shit of X being on the Internet?
I take you've seen the claim that 82% of pregnant women who took the COVID vaccine had miscarriages? The dishonest way the proponents of that came up with that math shows their utter contempt for intelligence.
Interestingly, everyone will eventually die later in life...
On a long enough timeline, survival always drops to zero.
Remember back when I was a kid and there was a frozen egg product called "Fresh & Ready Omelet Mix" that was sold at the local A&P. Let them thaw out in the fridge overnight and they were DEE-LISH in the morning!
I remember this
https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2705/4180390274_32731c8ca1_b.jpg
Fucking loved it too.
Teen I also remember this!
https://www.tastingtable.com/2017326/nostalgic-snack-60s-danish-go-rounds/
Toasted them and they were sooooooo goooooood!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gimme!!!!!!!!!
This was a real treat when my mom or Nana would buy this and make it for me, LMAO!
Today's shooting is at Virginia State University. Five injured.
VSU, a state-supported HBCU, is located in Ettrick, Virginia — about 25 miles south of Richmond.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/virginia-state-university-shooting-least-114138704.html
Adopt don't freeze.
But good heavens! You may get someone else's dirty genes!!!!!
I'm not even kidding. Quiverful won't adopt b/c the sins of the fathers are handed down to the whatever generation and you may be adopting that!!11oneone
I'm so fucking done with these people.
"I'm James Talarico, and I won't steal your pen"
To be fair, it was a nice pen. But who needs a $1K pen? Fuckers!
Profoundly disturbed, epically antisocial 𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘳 weighing in from the recovery room of her favorite cosmetic day surgery storefront...
On performative behavior...
My day is complete.
AOC's family planning isn't anyone outside her circle's business.
What weak sauce conspiracy theories these RWNJs are putting forth these days. Half-assed, uninspired, low-energy, repetitive, dull, boring and just plain stupid. Gone are the days when Birchers mimeographed broadsides filled with Illuminati plots being hatched with cabals of Roman Catholic Jesuit Vampires, genetically modified super-soldiers being bred in the catacombs beneath the Kremlin, Pakistani a-bomb tests in the Antarctic unfreezing an army of monstrous fire-breathing penguins bent on world conquest.
No zing. No snap, crackle or pop. No sizzle. Just dull as dirt nothing burgers from dawn to dusk.
Do I have to do everything around here? Isn't it obvious? All we need to do is reach back to mad scientist Nikola Tesla who once announced that WOMEN were the superior gender and would eventually replace the men at the top of the heap.
https://www.themarginalian.org/2015/07/10/nikola-tesla-when-woman-is-boss/
OBVIOUSLY! AOC has used her position of power to finally open the secret science lab hidden inside the mountains near Colorado Springs, CO where Tesla spent many years doing mad science on mad scientific stuff! She isn't freezing any eggs at all. Because she has found the long rumored cache of mad scientist sperm that Nikola left behind inside a scientifically super cold ice cube made entirely of Kurt Vonneguts ICE-9 super-ice! Once she manages the task of chipping the ICE-9 away without triggering a world wide apocalypse she will use the mad scientist baby jam to breed her own SUPER-SQUAD of women who will finally realize everything their daddy, Nikola Tesla, predicted over a century ago!
It all fits! Wake up sheeple! They are coming! Don't be surprised if there isn't enough mad scientist goo for a bunch of other women to take advantage of the opportunity....women chosen by AOC herself! Think of it, super women doing super mad science! The men don't stand a chance.
Pretty sure this was the plot of "Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine" starring Vincent Price and Frankie Avalon with a cameo by Annette Funicello, but I could never get through the thing so I don't really know.
Good god. I was watching the new Manson family documentary and this is one thing Manson drooled out on tape on one epi:
"His name is Roman Polanski because he is the Jew who is in control of the Roman Catholic Church."
This is the level of "thinking" that MAGAts can engage in. Just bonkers batshit fucking insane crazy. Needs to be punched in the mouth hateful.
And Liddle' Charlie was a proto-MAGAt if there ever was one.
I understand that they have flying cars and personal jet packs and stuff.
Roman Catholic Jesuit Vampires is the name of my Gregorian chant punk rock cover band.
Thee First and the Gimmie Gimmies?
There's got to be a good one with the backing band called "the indulgences".
I got Ninety Five Theses and this shit ain't one.
Joe Blow & the Cocksuckers
*sigh*
I wish my pub trivia team was a bit more adventurous with team names.
Conspiracies delusions with low-T.
Meanwhile, conservatives own earthbound Jesus just bought 250 fucking Escalades for his motorcade, on our dime, because they make him look "sharp."
Maybe she should smile more.
--GOP
This is why she can't keep a man!
If he were required to tell the truth - "Hadn't even thought about it"
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.com
Q: On the economy - what do you plan to do to make North Carolina more affordable?
MICHAEL WHATLEY: *walks away*
NARRATOR: He wouldn't take Qs on that even though we sent Whatley Qs more than 24 hours ago looking for specific plans. We have not been given a response beyond 2 paragraphs on his site
But Republicans DO have a plan--Kill Social Security and Medicare, bring back the Poor Farms and Poor Houses!
"I will have a plan as soon as they give me one!"
He obviously has no plan, that's why he walked away, duh.
Their plan is: Suffer, poors, it's what you deserve.
Laura Wax Face Loomer is 33 yo and has no children.
She sure is an opinionated bitch from on high.
She should stuff more wax in her mouth and STFU.
I pay no attention to Laura Loomer unless she is mentioned here. So I did not know there even
was such a thing as an "infertility card." Now that I know, I feel immeasurably dumber.
Also Thor Torrens is an AI bot. How do I know? AI doesn't know the difference between to, too, two, 2, or tu, and he doesn't have a hammer.
He is a blight on the Allfather's good name!
Who?
/goes to Oogle
Oh. Nothing to see here except some frail masculinity again.