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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

technically, that makes HIM the hooker

PubOption's avatar

Fausto Carmona libel.

fuflans's avatar

in republican world, the sky is a different color.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Matthew Boyle learned about haggling with his ho's, apparently.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Those Groupon deals are pretty good, but you have to act fast to get them.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So we have a DR attorney, Melanio Figueroa, who for some reason has over $1,000 to spend on hookers -- and he uses it to pay them to slander a New Jersey congressman?

Your average goldfish can figure out that Figueroa did not piss away his own cash on this tawdry enterprise. Reporters trying to follow the money are going to make his life hell, so I'm looking forward to seeing who he names. Prime suspect is the Daily Holler, unless they have a really good explanation for knowing about the whole thing in advance of the rest of the world.

Teabagger fucktardedness really is in a class by itself.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

$300? that's far more than they would have made if they had actually slept with Menendez

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...kinda noticing a pattern hear with these Rethuglican operatives. First ACORN, then Benghazi and now Robert Menendez. If I didn't know any better I would say they were dishonest

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's not really overpriced if you just refuse to pay- ask the secret service...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

James and the giant queef

FeloniousMonk's avatar

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because I'm a dwarf standing on the shoulders of a very short giant. The shoulders of another dwarf, to be honest."

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I dunno, it didn't stop Rush. Granted, that was probably a little boy...

Mahousu's avatar

So why did the one woman only get $300, while the other two got $425? Were the more expensive false statements recorded in HD?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

no, you're thinking of the soft drink with the prune juice in it