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jqheywood's avatar

Because his penis is ten sizes too small.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i> feeds the starving with his own breastmilk</i>

Is this why George Zimmerman shot the kid? The damn ingrate was even going to eat those unhealthy skittles instead!?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

\"What? WHAT?! Is that treating your body like a temple!? BLAM BLAM\"<br /><br />---

TundraGrifter's avatar

Actually, it was "BTK."

So in "Over the Hedge" and "Mall Cop," did life imitate art or the other way 'round?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Damn! Nobody told me that.

The Quirk's avatar

Excaping isn't Manly.

The Quirk's avatar

"If it had been a black vigilante shooting a white guy," we'd be reading about his summary execution by the cops and no doubt breathing a sigh of relief.

SullivanSt's avatar

More like de-nigged.

Oh man I feel dirty for saying that. I need a shower. With acid. And sandpaper. And bleach to rinse it all off.

bobbert's avatar

3/21, 3/19, 3/20, 3/21, 3/22 (that's today)

And, of your "91 results", 9 of them were about Trayvon Martin, and the rest were about a baseball player who also happens to be named Trayvon.

And of those 9 results, one was on 3/8, and the rest were all 3/17 or later (including, I suppose, the 5 you have links to).

I don't watch teevee, so I can't say what you might have seen on Fox, but as for your citations offering evidence that Fox has been covering this story "almost every day for the last several weeks", they don't.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"If you had a means of escaping the danger then you should take it."

Not in Floriduh. They've got one of them "stand yer ground" laws (signed into law by Jeb "the smart one" Bush) that lets you blow away pretty much anybody, so long as you start a fight first. Provided you don't pick a cop, of course.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It was indeed "the smart one".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

His father is Robert Zimmerman? Stage name: Bob Dylan, This explains everything.

<i>How many 911 calls must one man make, Before you can call him a man. And how many hooded blah kids must one man shoot, Before you can let him walk free.

The answer my friend is corporations are people But people are just surveyor's marks.</i>

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Skittles are awful. Why isn't AP covering that important aspect of the story?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Terry:

And WEARING A HOODIE!

Case Closed.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Did George Zimmerman Re-Nig?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Sorry to be so vague, but wasn't there recently a serial killer who went around with a ruler measuring the height of the grass in his neighbor's lawns? And would then hassle them for violating the PUD's CC&R's?

Does anyone else remember this?