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I followed the Doctor's instructions and "Imagined sex-absorbed junior high boys ogling the bodies of developing pubescent girls"That pretty much describes 4 years of my life.

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"liar and bullshitter" AND Pervert!

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This is an excellent illustration of why WND is also known as World Nut Daily.

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I would like to correct an error in your otherwise excellent response: Any one of his followers would be sucking his tooth, not teeth.

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The Hebrew god sounds a lot like Donald Trump -- a thin-skinned narcissist with anger issues.

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Well spotted. I suspect you're right at that.

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if that had been my kid, those two would have never left the building again, for fear of me waiting for them in the real world with a buggy whip.

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That's a terrible thing to associate Dobson with old cocksuckers! Libelz I'm tellin' ya!11!!!1%

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I believe the modren spelling is "toof, not toofths."

Trust: My Mom was a dentist so I am an expurt in this (and manee other subjects)

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No. While I don't disagree with the basic sentiment, the risk that a magnificent lion might be shot dead to save one of these fucking douchebags is too great to run.

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I am a married man with gumption who would love to shoot --with lots of tiny, sharp, arrow-shaped votes-- the old coot Dr. Dobson to protect all of us from his bigotry and skull-fuckingly moranic tall tales. No, not really, I think a brown swirly in the girls' restroom while they all point and laugh at him is a better option for Jimmy Doob.

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A little thought experiment, will this people freak out if a trans-male student is ogling at the girls shower and locker room because biologically he is female. Is that really what these people want.

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Those poor old cocksuckers... they don't deserve that!!

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Apparently. Maybe he thinks that bathroom designers give women's restrooms urinals the way that Jeebus gave him nipples.

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DING! DING! DING!

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