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SterWonk's avatar

And Bush v Gore. 🤢

TexasDumb's avatar

I shifted 100% to money market when Trump started fucking around with the market. My 401k hasn't done shit except gain against everyone else. Sorry!

Mittens the Viking's avatar

If only it could be confined to his followers.

Mavenmaven's avatar

He's making money on all of this, so why would he?

Mittens the Viking's avatar

I'm on the same page. The UK says they are 10-14 days out. Don't think I'll go to the gym next week.

H0mer0's avatar

that always makes me think of shingles so it depends how far apart the lesions resurface. Valtrex might help if it is started within 72 hours of the onset of the first blisters

Edit: okay, it's not shinglesa picture is worth a thousand words

H0mer0's avatar

okay. what about bullous pemphigoid?

ChumpsForTrump's avatar

Unless you're retired (or retiring soon), a tanked stock market only means that your 401k will be accumulating assets faster than before.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

I THINK it is those WHO kits that they are using to test thousands a day in S. Korea, in a drive-through manner?

biff murphy's avatar

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO, ASSHOLES!!!Has a certain ring to it, no?

Lizard's avatar

I was reading a story this morning about a WA researcher who had to break rules to test samples she already had for coronavirus. Surprise surprise, she had a match, who had been spreading it to others for weeks.

(Yes, you aren’t supposed to use samples collected for a flu study for something else without the consent of the patient, but the rules should have been bent here. The samples were just sitting in storage and they might have saved some lives. Or maybe, I dunno, asked the study participants. Who’s going to say no?)

kaydenpat's avatar

Good move on the researcher’s part. Hope they are able to figure out who the infected person is so he/she can self isolate and get treatment.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I have two large festering boils in the U.S. Senate. Would it help to move out of Florida?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I'd trust Lori Loughlin more.

Skepti-KC's avatar

I may have NIH and WHO turned round inside my noggin; there is a LOT of noise in there these days. I do believe you are correct.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Exactly. Your next paycheck deduction will buy more shares in the various (I hope there are several) funds you allocate it to. Think of it as a buying opportunity.