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forestvillain's avatar

That's rich, coming from Tucker "Tap twice for BJ" Carlson...

RogationDays's avatar

My understanding is that lots of reps room with people because downtown DC is so expensive and has limited housing. I have a friend whose husband worked for the State Department when he was single back in the day and he lived with a bunch of roommates (and so did she even though she had her own business). 🤷‍♀️ However watching the Rethugs eat each other is really pleasing. DEMS IN DISARRAY...cough, cough

Mr. Malarkey's avatar

"The Chinese unleash a virus on the world...." Gotta get some racism into the story somehow, huh Tucker?

OppositeOfOligarch's avatar

I mean, it’s not like they’re combing each other’s hair, or having tea parties with a real china tea set filled with tap water, right? They’re not, are they? Okay, let’s say they are.

Still, it’s not like they take turns tucking each other in at night, diapering each other tenderly, and softly singing lullabies to each other, while wearing lots of frosty pink lip gloss, right?

Okay even if they are, let’s say they are, so what, there’s nothing wrong with any of that. It’s adorable, in a way, that they play house and the daddy likes to wear fancy earrings and make pretend soufflés and serve them to the mommy in bed, and they have eight babies that are all named Mike, except for one bad baby whose name is Tucker, and they have to spank bad Tucker on his bare bottom and put him to bed without any supper because he’s bad and tells fibs and is mean to the Mikes.

You know: roommates! Like Felix and Oscar, or Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari, or Leopold and Loeb! Roomies! Best Buds! Just two bros!

Monty Market's avatar

Alas, they went furniture shopping together, supposedly. Film at 11.

Carl Bastrop's avatar

Because of the pandemic they just wanted to live their last few months on Earth together.

Dr. Rags's avatar

Tucker thinks he can out-bastard Trump and get the 24 nom.

Trumpist's avatar

Until they’re sharing teenagers at the old man orgy ALLEGEDLY it’s not Matt Gaetz weird.

Nicola Leslie's avatar

My money is on Liz Cheney.

RickK's avatar

WHAR BERT AND ERNIE?!

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Isn't it completely normal for politicians to share accommodation with other politicians and/or staff? A partisan lobby pollster dude doesn't seem odd.