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Christ what an asshole.

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And at 4:20 this afternoon he leaves to play golf in Florida, like any good president would do during a NATIONAL EMERGENCY. Normally I would say this indicates he doesn't believe his own bullshit but I don't have to because he admitted it himself.

What I'm trying to say is Trump can go fuck himself every day to Sunday. Puerto Rico, environmental groups, and a lot of pissed-off people who don't want their property eminent domain'd out from under them will see him in court, thank you very much.

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As 1.3 billion buys 55 miles of wall, how does 5 billion buy 2000 miles? 40 billion is more accurate, how is Mexico going to afford that?

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Thank you. I know in the real world, most saner people thought we need an emergency 25th amendment. And personally life is getting worse because I just might be getting laid off AGAIN for the 2nd time in a year.But, Evan, I just laughed so fucking hard just in the first paragraph of your summary, I couldn't catch my breath for so long I had to grab my inhaler. I'll have to read the rest later.But I really needed a good laugh. It's fucking scary out there

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Or, more importantly, how will America afford it when we desperately need to invest in our crumbling infrastructure? Or our ACTUAL national emergy - gun violence perpetrated by Americans? Or, another actual emergy - poverty? I’m sure it’s on the To-Do List.

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Every time I read this post from Evan I need a towel and a cigarette.

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After a few rounds of golf! Emnrrgies can be stressful! God bless the United Shhtates.

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After a few rounds of golf! Emnrrgies can be stressful! God bless the United Shhtates.

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Every time I read this post from Evan I need a towel and a cigarette.

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Or, more importantly, how will America afford it when we desperately need to invest in our crumbling infrastructure? Or our ACTUAL national emergy - gun violence perpetrated by Americans? Or, another actual emergy - poverty? I’m sure it’s on the To-Do List.

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Congratulations, Evan. You have achieved Level Ultimate Shitsplaining. The Wonkeratti shall christen you 33Β° Shitsplainer for the trmesous talent you have demonstrated. πŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡β€β™€οΈπŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡β€β™€οΈ

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Thank you. I know in the real world, most saner people thought we need an emergency 25th amendment. And personally life is getting worse because I just might be getting laid off AGAIN for the 2nd time in a year.But, Evan, I just laughed so fucking hard just in the first paragraph of your summary, I couldn't catch my breath for so long I had to grab my inhaler. I'll have to read the rest later.But I really needed a good laugh. It's fucking scary out there

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As 1.3 billion buys 55 miles of wall, how does 5 billion buy 2000 miles? 40 billion is more accurate, how is Mexico going to afford that?

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