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Lizard's avatar

And at 4:20 this afternoon he leaves to play golf in Florida, like any good president would do during a NATIONAL EMERGENCY. Normally I would say this indicates he doesn't believe his own bullshit but I don't have to because he admitted it himself.

What I'm trying to say is Trump can go fuck himself every day to Sunday. Puerto Rico, environmental groups, and a lot of pissed-off people who don't want their property eminent domain'd out from under them will see him in court, thank you very much.

james crubb's avatar

As 1.3 billion buys 55 miles of wall, how does 5 billion buy 2000 miles? 40 billion is more accurate, how is Mexico going to afford that?

MinneMary's avatar

Thank you. I know in the real world, most saner people thought we need an emergency 25th amendment. And personally life is getting worse because I just might be getting laid off AGAIN for the 2nd time in a year.But, Evan, I just laughed so fucking hard just in the first paragraph of your summary, I couldn't catch my breath for so long I had to grab my inhaler. I'll have to read the rest later.But I really needed a good laugh. It's fucking scary out there

gnosis's avatar

Congratulations, Evan. You have achieved Level Ultimate Shitsplaining. The Wonkeratti shall christen you 33° Shitsplainer for the trmesous talent you have demonstrated. 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♀️

DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

Or, more importantly, how will America afford it when we desperately need to invest in our crumbling infrastructure? Or our ACTUAL national emergy - gun violence perpetrated by Americans? Or, another actual emergy - poverty? I’m sure it’s on the To-Do List.

whateverforeverandever's avatar

Every time I read this post from Evan I need a towel and a cigarette.

james crubb's avatar

After a few rounds of golf! Emnrrgies can be stressful! God bless the United Shhtates.

james crubb's avatar

After a few rounds of golf! Emnrrgies can be stressful! God bless the United Shhtates.

whateverforeverandever's avatar

Every time I read this post from Evan I need a towel and a cigarette.

DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

Or, more importantly, how will America afford it when we desperately need to invest in our crumbling infrastructure? Or our ACTUAL national emergy - gun violence perpetrated by Americans? Or, another actual emergy - poverty? I’m sure it’s on the To-Do List.

gnosis's avatar

Congratulations, Evan. You have achieved Level Ultimate Shitsplaining. The Wonkeratti shall christen you 33° Shitsplainer for the trmesous talent you have demonstrated. 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♀️

MinneMary's avatar

Thank you. I know in the real world, most saner people thought we need an emergency 25th amendment. And personally life is getting worse because I just might be getting laid off AGAIN for the 2nd time in a year.But, Evan, I just laughed so fucking hard just in the first paragraph of your summary, I couldn't catch my breath for so long I had to grab my inhaler. I'll have to read the rest later.But I really needed a good laugh. It's fucking scary out there

james crubb's avatar

As 1.3 billion buys 55 miles of wall, how does 5 billion buy 2000 miles? 40 billion is more accurate, how is Mexico going to afford that?