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Dave's avatar

Trump is a buffoon totally enabled by the buffoonish actions of his opposition.

Open our borders to all with no vetting and raise holy hell when the worst among them are sent home.

A man can become a woman and play women’s sports and enter women’s private spaces. Children who might grow up to be gay should be mutilated in pursuit of the impossible

Discriminate on the basis of race and sex today because in the past there was discrimination on the basis of race and sex.

Those are the avowed policies of the Democratic Party. A party of buffoons.

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

"Look on my polls, ye mighty, and despair!

Round that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

-------------------P.B. Shelley, "Ozymandias"

[edited to remove typo]

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Candace Owens made her "career" as a Turning Point operative. Small wonder that she's unusually sensitive to a crackdown on political activism on university campuses. It's her bread and butter.

TBF, it can't hurt that, when she was a student herself, back when she still cloaked her boundless ambition in liberalism, she was subjected to a crassly bigoted racist hate campaign by the very kind of people University capitulation would empower. I'll give her this much: she is smart enough to understand that her current prominence in MAGA circles does not make her white or grow her a penis; she knows that the leopards will happily eat her face whenever they become hungry enough and doubling down on the obsequiousness is worse than no defense at all. That makes her smarter than most of her fellow travellers.

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Kelly Coughlin's avatar

don’t care. not until i see

M O V E M E N T

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I have long felt my bathroom scale is in the employ of "Big Ozempic", so unfair!!!!!

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motmelere's avatar

Agreeing with Candy-O is like hearing that Ted Bundy thinks that Jeffrey Dahmer was a sick fucker.

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motmelere's avatar

He does not care about any of this. We need to tell him he is a fat and ugly old man with a hilarious bald spot that we all see when he is walking away, which is our favorite way to see him.

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

I heard Trump claim that eggs are down 80%. Does anybody actually believe that???

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motmelere's avatar

The pos still has a 40-ish percent approval... I assume those people will believe that a job making toasters will pay really well.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. It's a cult. I can't understand it, never having been attracted to a cult leader in any way. At least Jim Jones fed hungry kids in California. That Thing in the Offal Office has NO redeeming characteristics, nor any character.

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Leza C Berardone's avatar

Trumpers are all entitled racist twats

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Last time, we were assured there were enough adults in the room to talk him out of his worst impulses and blunt the influence of truly dangerous people like Pete Navarro and PeeWee Goebbels. Now the adults are gone and we’re getting his pure, unfiltered Id converted into policy instantaneously. The result is, more fuckups in three months than in his previous four years.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Under the Small Top! Half Ring Sircus.

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Tim Weston's avatar

Hate to be a groove killer here but where were all these disgruntled Americans last November ? Morons.

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motmelere's avatar

The get out the vote effort was insane for Trump; racist farm boys were crawling all over the polls on pastors' orders.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Well, over 90 million of them didn’t even bother to show up to vote.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

That's it right there: this country is full of morons who can't remember anything that happened when they elected him the first time.

The oligarchs who own the media wanted tax cuts, and they probably didn't really think things could be worse the second time around, or maybe they just didn't care. Whatever the case, they're morons, too, and why do eggs cost so much and Biden is old LOL!

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motmelere's avatar

I still meet people who act like its news that Trump sucks at business.

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LaurenAZGoodGirl's avatar

But you know what’s really batshit crazy? I bet Trump could get reelected to a third term because those red hat twats are so deeply up his anti-woke conman motherf@@king criminal ass that they have all turned albino and gone blind, even as their eyeballs migrated to the same side of their snowflake little pin heads like a halibut. America isn’t doomed because of Trump, it’s doomed because far too many Americans are selfish whiny fucking idiots who went to Dunning-Krueger U. <argh!!!>

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Loren D Morgan's avatar

And failed D-K school!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I notice that the more presidenting Sir does the less presidential Sir becomes! Sir started out as a Dangerous Idiot. Sir is now simply Idiotically Dangerous.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

He thinks he's capable of being president because he's the president, just like he thought he was a big truck driver when he sat in the driver's seat of that big truck.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Sir made Vrroooom! Vrroooom! noises in the truck. But as president Sir just farts.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

He doesn’t even get to TRUCK anymore.

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Maybe's avatar

I have yet to hear a Dem point out that tariffs are simply international sales taxes and that adding a 25% sales tax to products raises prices. A lot. Dems are terrible at messaging. They should already having something for when gas prices go up since that's something people notice a lot. Maybe it could even fit on a cap.

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