After sleeping and dreaming of Canadians stabbing our ears with nasal whining, we unfortunately woke up to Ted Cruz still rambling on the teevee, somewhat incoherently, about how Obamacare is the love child of a threesome between the Plague, Hitler's mustache, and Nickleback. Because we hate ourselves and love Our Glorious Reader all too much, we continued to listen.
<i>&quot;... Obamacare being &lsquo;forced down our throats.&rsquo; &quot;</i>
That&#039;s how the transvaginal ultrasound probe crowd describes &quot;democratically enacted legislation&quot;. It goes hand-in-hand with Cruz&#039;s warning that Harry Reid could undemocratically fund Obamacare with just 51 votes in the Senate.
Ahahaha, I love it when Repuglicans try to imitate Dems.
Obama is black? Let&#039;s haul out, uh, <strike>Herman Cain</strike> <strike>Tim Scott</strike> <strike>Michael Steele</strike> <strike>Allen West</strike> <strike>Bobby Jindal</strike> some guy for half a second and then bail on him.
Women vote Dem? Let&#039;s run a brainless floozy with big tits and a background as a sportscaster - that&#039;s sure to please the laydeez!
Dear Sen. Cruz: Try wearing pink sneakers. It won&#039;t make you any smarter, but we&#039;ll enjoy it.
So I did the Google thing, and typed &quot;I like listening to Te_ Cru_&quot; in the search bar (in quotes, but using his actual name and not the underlines). So the Google came back and said that no results were found on the Internet. Since I didn&#039;t want to be the first one ever to utter those words, I had to edit it here.
**cough**LOSER**cough**
<i>&quot;... Obamacare being &lsquo;forced down our throats.&rsquo; &quot;</i>
That&#039;s how the transvaginal ultrasound probe crowd describes &quot;democratically enacted legislation&quot;. It goes hand-in-hand with Cruz&#039;s warning that Harry Reid could undemocratically fund Obamacare with just 51 votes in the Senate.
Ahahaha, I love it when Repuglicans try to imitate Dems.
Obama is black? Let&#039;s haul out, uh, <strike>Herman Cain</strike> <strike>Tim Scott</strike> <strike>Michael Steele</strike> <strike>Allen West</strike> <strike>Bobby Jindal</strike> some guy for half a second and then bail on him.
Women vote Dem? Let&#039;s run a brainless floozy with big tits and a background as a sportscaster - that&#039;s sure to please the laydeez!
Dear Sen. Cruz: Try wearing pink sneakers. It won&#039;t make you any smarter, but we&#039;ll enjoy it.
So I did the Google thing, and typed &quot;I like listening to Te_ Cru_&quot; in the search bar (in quotes, but using his actual name and not the underlines). So the Google came back and said that no results were found on the Internet. Since I didn&#039;t want to be the first one ever to utter those words, I had to edit it here.
Clearly Cruz is like the guy who runs for class president and who is the only person not aware everyone hates him.
Not just any old joke... a Bob Newhart old joke!
2014 mid-terms should be very interesting.
Oh DDM, you are the bestist Wonksplainer ever!
Are they wearing condoms or should I get some towels?
Louie Gohmert has sure been quiet during the babbling Canadian/Cuban Anchor Baby Dildo event.
Not entirely OT, and much more pleasant than listening to Ted babble. Elephant Talk: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLQhLcKyGs8">http://www.youtube.com/watc...