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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

And you thought the people with bullet holes in their skulls were annoying!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

OT: He's gotten shot in every role I've seen him in. Wait, that's not really OT, is it?

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jqheywood's avatar

It looks just like a Telefunken U47....

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh yeah?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The kings and queens musta talked him out of it.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

I believe your mention of the operative known as "Wayne LaPierre" is right on target. Clearly he is a mole and has waited for his moment to strike, yet his organization thinks he is defending it when he clearly demonstrates its insanity. Really something out of Le Carré; surely there is a Smiley in the NRA who suspects this?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I am so dumb. I will blame it on my cold from hell.

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The Quirk's avatar

YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR OWN NAMES. Then you got five guys arguing over who gets to be Mr. Black.

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The Quirk's avatar

Not to mention that if they shoot him, I'll never find out how Boardwalk Empire ends.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get them up against the wall! There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me, Get him up against the wall! That one looks Jewish! And that one's a coon! Who let all of this riff-raff into the room? There's one smoking a joint, And another with spots! If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!

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PubOption's avatar

The Zapatistas certainly could.

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diogenez's avatar

But! Is it safe?

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PubOption's avatar

Sounds like an accurate summary to me!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Todd Aikin apparently didn't...

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PubOption's avatar

Must be from St. Louis or Kansas City.

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PubOption's avatar

Why the gun nuts need high-capacity magazines. (Hold my beer and watch this!) <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNAohtjG14c">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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