Are you Jewish? Black? A doctor? Episcopalian? A victim of domestic violence? A school principal? Steve Buscemi? If you are a member of any of these categories or one of hundreds of others, the National Rifle Association may be planning your imminent demise. (They’re having a little trouble in the planning phase. They don’t know how to commit murder, since they only have guns, and guns don’t kill people. But just remember: If the NRA does it, that means it is not illegal.)
I believe your mention of the operative known as "Wayne LaPierre" is right on target. Clearly he is a mole and has waited for his moment to strike, yet his organization thinks he is defending it when he clearly demonstrates its insanity. Really something out of Le Carré; surely there is a Smiley in the NRA who suspects this?
Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get them up against the wall! There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me, Get him up against the wall! That one looks Jewish! And that one's a coon! Who let all of this riff-raff into the room? There's one smoking a joint, And another with spots! If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!
And you thought the people with bullet holes in their skulls were annoying!
OT: He's gotten shot in every role I've seen him in. Wait, that's not really OT, is it?
It looks just like a Telefunken U47....
Oh yeah?
The kings and queens musta talked him out of it.
I believe your mention of the operative known as "Wayne LaPierre" is right on target. Clearly he is a mole and has waited for his moment to strike, yet his organization thinks he is defending it when he clearly demonstrates its insanity. Really something out of Le Carré; surely there is a Smiley in the NRA who suspects this?
I am so dumb. I will blame it on my cold from hell.
YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR OWN NAMES. Then you got five guys arguing over who gets to be Mr. Black.
Not to mention that if they shoot him, I'll never find out how Boardwalk Empire ends.
Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get them up against the wall! There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me, Get him up against the wall! That one looks Jewish! And that one's a coon! Who let all of this riff-raff into the room? There's one smoking a joint, And another with spots! If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!
The Zapatistas certainly could.
But! Is it safe?
Sounds like an accurate summary to me!
Todd Aikin apparently didn't...
Must be from St. Louis or Kansas City.
Why the gun nuts need high-capacity magazines. (Hold my beer and watch this!) <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNAohtjG14c">http://www.youtube.com/watc...