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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“I never witnessed the president in any inappropriate setting in any way.”

This is a woman who procured teen girls for sex with old men. I’m pretty sure her definition of “inappropriate” doesn’t align with mine.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"It rubs the lotion on its skin whenever it's told. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

beb's avatar

I'm surprised she didn't of the big strong men, with tears in their eyes, crying "Sir!" as they threw themselves in front of Trump to protect him from the raving hordes of underage girls.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. At every protest, from this day until the end of this maladministration, I want to hear the following chant:

Epstein. Epstein! EPstein!! EPSTEIN!!! over and over and over again. Doesn't matter whether it's No Kings, 50501, May Day, whatever. We are Antifa, and we shall chant EPSTEIN until that thing in the Offal Office is dead or in prison.

As for Maxwell, she's a liar and a pimp and a procurer and a kiddy-diddler herself. Shun her.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

that pic of Jizz-laine makes me think of Julia in Hellraiser 2

https://substack.com/@theblessedreverend/note/c-149077469

Kiss me

https://substack.com/@theblessedreverend/note/c-149077726

"Now all we need is - skin."

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

And those three minutes that are blank in the transcript immediately after Todd Blanche asked Maxwell "Come one, give me the deets, what exactly did you and Jeff and Trump do to 14-year-olds? You should hear what Trump says about it," Is nothing suspicious. Todd Blanche is an older model, and must reset every hour. It's a known problem with the model.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"The president was never inappropriate with anybody."

He has it in writing, and it's in the official record that this is a lie, Jizzlane.

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

His maggots *all* think

"Wish I could get me some of that underage action,

outside 'a Clarabelle and goin' to family reunions".

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Let me get this straight. Jeffery Epstein's pimp says she wishes Cheeto Benito well and he was always a gentleman. But she doesn't know him. So she gets Club Fed accommodations as she waits for a pardon.

Release the Epstein Files.

https://leadstories.com/paste_3496795.jpg

Glennis Waterman's avatar

“[N]o one from the government, at any time, ever in the -- since the inception of the case, so dating back to the early 2000s, has ever spoken to me, and indeed, I believe ever reached out to me at any time to even speak to me. And that includes up to when I was indicted and prosecuted. "

Because why the fuck would they? THAT'S NOT HOW CONVICTIONS WORK! You don't get to appeal outside the justice system to Big Daddy Government and the guys you know there just because you happen to be the kid of a billionaire.

OneWhiteWhisker's avatar

What a revolting piece of shit she is.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

That should be chiseled into her tombstone.

ROBERT B ESTRADA's avatar

IANAL but suborning perjury much?

Tommy Mo's avatar

It’s no use, Professor. It’s sociopaths all the way down.

Michael's avatar

This is all so depressing. Makes me want to cancel my subscription to Humanity Aren't Losers Magazine.

OneWhiteWhisker's avatar

I was listening to the Marc Maron interview on Pod Save America this morning and he mentioned that his mindset has changed from "people are naturally inclined to empathy" to the opposite and at times like this, I fear he may be right.

Michael's avatar

We're Janus faced I think. Half murderous ape. Half compassionate caregiver. Of all the social species, we are the most conflicted.

Nemo's avatar

Cross between chimpanzee and bonobo

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

His new HBO special (Panicked) is excellent.

Cheese's avatar

They wheeled out Gym Jordan to testify “nothing to see here.”

The Pedo freaks are being so obvious deliberately, to flaunt what they can get away with. They want being a Pedo to be another fun way to own the libs, just like DHS is doing with its torture porn releases.

Will it work? They are betting on enough MAGA cruelty ‘sadopopulism’ to make it work.

Stephen St John's avatar

Sure it'll work. MAGAts are stupid people who are looking for any excuse to exonerate Trump.

Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

Jim Jordan should be the last person they want visible in this mess, they're still trying to figure out how culpable he is in the Ohio State wrestling sexual abuse scandal.

If I were Jimbo I'd sit down and shut the hell up.

oscarphile's avatar

If you were Jimbo you would have stopped the wrestler rape in the first place

Glennis Waterman's avatar

Gymbo is a poster child for the "nothing to see here" crowd.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

Dear Gym,

You might want to return your dictionary to the dictionary store because it is defective. At least the entry for "exonerate" is wrong.