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Mega churches, aka Jeebus Worlds, billion dollar industries, not paying taxes. PERSECUTION!!!

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Jesus H Fucking Christ that is some high octane derp. We need to publish her here more often.

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Is an "anachronistic dick" one that is out at the wrong time?

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Perhaps the founder had a lisp.

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<i>Yosemite Sam riding a penis</i>

Filed under "Things To Never Google Even If It Proves You're Right"

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DOCTOR, I SEE VADGES EVERYWHERE!!

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PSYCLOPS ROCKS, DUDE *mosh pit*

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Adjust your sights.

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Every Right-Thinking American must on occasion take matters into his own hands.

And/or happy sock.

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Well played, Yakko Marmot. Well played.

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Many projection. So hysteria. Wow.

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You have to take the Biblical frame of reference, wherein mutually impossible contradictions, crimes against humanity, nature, science, and good literature, are all considered inerrant, infallible, and totally compatible.

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I would suggest that the Limbaugh show's finest hours occur on the days he has the flu and calls in sick.

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Love Fist x 10!

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I though 'vajayjay' was the accepted terminology nowadays.

Or am I an Olde?

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