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Incoming Ham's avatar

Mega churches, aka Jeebus Worlds, billion dollar industries, not paying taxes. PERSECUTION!!!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Jesus H Fucking Christ that is some high octane derp. We need to publish her here more often.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Is an "anachronistic dick" one that is out at the wrong time?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Perhaps the founder had a lisp.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Yosemite Sam riding a penis</i>

Filed under "Things To Never Google Even If It Proves You're Right"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

DOCTOR, I SEE VADGES EVERYWHERE!!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

PSYCLOPS ROCKS, DUDE *mosh pit*

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bobbert's avatar

Adjust your sights.

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Jared James's avatar

Every Right-Thinking American must on occasion take matters into his own hands.

And/or happy sock.

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Jared James's avatar

Well played, Yakko Marmot. Well played.

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Jared James's avatar

Many projection. So hysteria. Wow.

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Jared James's avatar

You have to take the Biblical frame of reference, wherein mutually impossible contradictions, crimes against humanity, nature, science, and good literature, are all considered inerrant, infallible, and totally compatible.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I would suggest that the Limbaugh show's finest hours occur on the days he has the flu and calls in sick.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Love Fist x 10!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I though 'vajayjay' was the accepted terminology nowadays.

Or am I an Olde?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Maybe it was this: <a href="http://thedailyshow.cc.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/twkbc8/american...">http://thedailyshow.cc.com/...

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