After a long night of partying in Las Vegas with the CEO of Twitter (what?), Arianna Huffington boarded a plane to New York and then immediately began to play Angry Birds on her BlackBerry , which is not only rude but also against the law. (Arianna eventually turned off her dumb phone when asked nicely by flight attendants.) Anyway, somehow she got into a huge fight with another passenger, because of cellular phones. And then Arianna had to speak with the cops after her plane landed at LaGuardia. This is a statement released by "a spokesman" (unpaid journalist) who interns for free at Arianna Huffington's content farm: "There was a passenger who seemed upset. Arianna thought he didn’t like the snacks. Guess not. Maybe he was an iPhone fan. As you know, the battle between iPhone lovers and BlackBerry users can get pretty heated." Is this an actual statement released by an actual Huffington Post spokesman? Or is it today's horoscope, on Huffington Post College? [
I worked at a grocery store while I was in college, and there seemed to be a frontier mentality amongst the customers anytime it snowed. It was if they were Pa Ingalls and they were expecting so much snow their house and barn would be completely buried in it.
Not only that, but the olds tend to pay the exact amount in pennies and dimes. Counting out every coin while the line behind them wraps around the store. Every fracking time!
Does everyone over 65 suddenly develop an urge to carry a change purse?
I like to say to my relatives that the weather here keeps the riff raff out. I also point out I'm the only one in my family living in Minnesota.
I worked at a grocery store while I was in college, and there seemed to be a frontier mentality amongst the customers anytime it snowed. It was if they were Pa Ingalls and they were expecting so much snow their house and barn would be completely buried in it.
Is this what happened to flight 93 on 9/11, because in the movie, everyone was using their cellphones and then the plane crashed?
Not only that, but the olds tend to pay the exact amount in pennies and dimes. Counting out every coin while the line behind them wraps around the store. Every fracking time!
Does everyone over 65 suddenly develop an urge to carry a change purse?
Ha! I hate you for being correct.
Spot on, Spot on.
iPhone nutz? Really?
I hope Miss Huffington is good in the sack because other than that she’s got nothing.
Just because she leans left doesn't make it good and being a (rude) public figure makes her fair game for ridicule. Hate? No.
And then there's Deepak Chopra. Blech.
I like to say to my relatives that the weather here keeps the riff raff out. I also point out I'm the only one in my family living in Minnesota.