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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I worked at a grocery store while I was in college, and there seemed to be a frontier mentality amongst the customers anytime it snowed. It was if they were Pa Ingalls and they were expecting so much snow their house and barn would be completely buried in it.

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schmannity's avatar

Is this what happened to flight 93 on 9/11, because in the movie, everyone was using their cellphones and then the plane crashed?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Not only that, but the olds tend to pay the exact amount in pennies and dimes. Counting out every coin while the line behind them wraps around the store. Every fracking time!

Does everyone over 65 suddenly develop an urge to carry a change purse?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ha! I hate you for being correct.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Spot on, Spot on.

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schmannity's avatar

iPhone nutz? Really?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I hope Miss Huffington is good in the sack because other than that she’s got nothing.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Just because she leans left doesn't make it good and being a (rude) public figure makes her fair game for ridicule. Hate? No.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

And then there's Deepak Chopra. Blech.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I like to say to my relatives that the weather here keeps the riff raff out. I also point out I'm the only one in my family living in Minnesota.

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