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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Those people commenting before the commission, I can't get over it. They have finally found their "special purpose" (see: The Jerk), and it's to bravely stand with George Washington and protect our republic ("It's not a democracy!!1!!11!"). Their sense of the drama that has finally come into their small, meaningless lives is palpable. It' a terminal run for these idiots.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I share your schadenfreude, except it will be an unending shitnugget for the conspiricists. You want to be hearing them kvetch about how the DemonRats stole the election in that county for the next ten years?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

This is the perfect example of the paste eaters who support this party not understanding the talking points and stepping on multiple rakes and or dicks simultaneously

I saw that film, Fellini, wasn't it?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Here in Eugene, Oregon, we have a station "KUGN," which is how I initially read those call letters. We don't say "kugg'n" though.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

It's that impenetrable overlay of smug stupidity in these people that I find the most galling. It finds its final distillation in Jesse Waters, but these trailer-park Tuckers are simply grotesque.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

As with the changes in the heads of people who serve in the Belgian Congo in Conrad's Heart of Darkness, the hammers are all on the inside.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

We are going to hear that no matter what. My concern is that they manage to take over boring positions in blue areas or state-level positions.FWIW my hope is that they refuse to certify this vote, resulting in losses, then go to jail as if the rule of law were a thing that we still do here in the US.

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Caepan's avatar

Make them martyrs to disenfranchising their own voters.

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Zap's avatar

They've already established they're not able to try better so they're just gonna cheat.

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GoldStar's avatar

A nazi, a different nazi and another different nazi walk into a GOP meeting…

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easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^'s avatar

"Hey, see!?! We're super tolerant of different people!"

-GOP probably

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Lefty Wright's avatar

I would say that the odds of a hand vote tally being inaccurate are a lot higher than a machine tally. Especially in Cochise County. Out of about 48,000 total votes we may see 99% of them for the Republican candidate on a hand count. While the actual vote on statewide races in Cochise County, US Senate and Arizona Governor were actually about 54% for Masters and 58% for Lake on the machine count and audit. Basically, the only time to question standard vote tallies is when idiots like the Cochise County supervisors have a hand in it.

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Caepan's avatar

Sounds like the makings for a mighty fine guitar!

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Saint Stephen's avatar

Anything to gum up the works.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

and the one Nazi at the end of the table says "That's not a duck!"

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