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bobbert's avatar

Nicely put.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

probably a right wing republican then

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Kamwick's avatar

I never understood that. What did he do that was so terrible?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ian Hunter did "Cleveland Rocks" on the album "You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic".

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ryp's avatar

Fann realized early on she fucked up hiring Cyber Ninjas, and has been obfuscating, asking for additional materials, and pointing fingers elsewhere in the process of slow rolling the audit report in the hopes that when finally released people will have moved on. She also had the machine count of the ballots done when she became concerned that CN was having problems accurately tallying up their hand ballot count, and would embarrass her and themselves with a miscount that could easily be contradicted after the fact.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I had a pet ard once, when I was a kid. Awful little beast with sharp teeth and an explosive temper.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ohio has proposed a law to eliminate all drop boxes because these are mail-in ballots.

Unfortunately for the civics educations of our elected officials of a certain party, they seem to be unaware that they are absentee ballots, not mail-in ballots.

The guy proposing the law also wants to reinstate excuses needed to request an absentee ballot. Friends used to schedule a big shopping trip to Meijer on election day, because it was across the county line, and they could request an absentee ballot because they were going to be out of the county on election day.

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Caepan's avatar

Jake Corman is a spineless, whiny-ass shit-fer-brains who would be ripping off the elderly with reverse mortgages if it weren't for the unlimited cash he receives from the fracking industry to stay in the PA Senate.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

While he was a shitty father, I will admit that I agreed with every action Tywin Lannister took to protect the kingdom.

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Caepan's avatar

I know I've written about this before, but...

Back in the late 1980s, 60 Minutes did a story on a Caribbean real estate deal between TFG and Merv Griffin. Both were happy with the deal until the financial papers started to report that Merv may have gotten the better of the deal. TFG contacted him to renegotiate, but Merv refused. For the next several months, TFG would whine to anyone within earshot that he was the one that got the better deal.

No matter how many times that fucking loser loses, he will always insist that he really won, because he's a narcissistic, immature asshole. And he's a YUUGE fucking loser, too.

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Caepan's avatar

They already fucked up voting machines in Somerset County, PA when trying to "audit" them. It's why three other PA counties that they wanted to "audit" have balked.

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Caepan's avatar

I thought he was the House of Seven Gay Bulls guy?

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Kamwick's avatar

I'm still worried. The Dems made a terrible mistake in not endorsing a 'just in case' candidate.

If the recall is successful (remember Gray Davis?), we'll have a new wing nut guv with a stark minority of votes.

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Kamwick's avatar

Sings pretty well to 'Turkey in the Straw'.

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Amy!'s avatar

Lawn Gaul? Is that like a pink flamingo, except allia divided into three parts?

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Amy!'s avatar

Right! Nobody ever had a boat parade for Joe Biden! Q has ED!

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