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They just cant make up their minds whether they want the fetuses or not, no slut pills for anyone, but lets just cut their pussy's out that way we can keep them from fucking and being legitimately raped also too

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So...at least he's in favor of birth control? *shrug*

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Look, it was a simple error. He was reading from the 2018 talking points list.

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For the GOP, a message is only in context when related to the right audience. It is out of context when the wrong audience hears it.

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Mollie was right, it DOES sound better in the original German!

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"if you want to [reproduce] or use drugs or alcohol, then get a job".

Yeah, but what if someone got a job, and had another kid, but then lost that job and had to go back on welfare? Best to sterilize them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Oh, and "Ding Dongs"? This dude IS a ding dong...a horrible, racist piece of human shit inedible ding dong.

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Oh, and Mr. Brnovich? "Pearce’s remarks “are unrepresentative of the Republican Party I know.”"

Bullshit. Those comments are practically planks of the GOP platform.

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This man, and anyone who lie-splains that he doesn't speak for the Republican party, should be fired . . . into the sun.

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"My <strike>Story</strike> Struggle. FTFY.

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He should also check up on corporate welfare. - No tax breaks unless the CEO is paid minimum wage. - If a corporation wants "free speach", they must tell customers how much that adds to the price - No king crab at company events.

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Poors,

Please come and work with us! We want you!

Sincerely, I.B. Fleshgrinding President, Soylent Green Corp.

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No charge...it's all part of my Ambassador Class service.

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