This proud American is going to play "Cowboys & Muslims" by ... let's see, what did Cowboys do to their enemies, in the movies? (Because in real life, as we all know, cowboys just fuck cows and cry for mama.) We are pretty sure pretend cowboyslynched
Tried? Succinct, but obviously inadequate. That guy has more persuasive bumper stickers than your proposal.
Howzabout, <i>&quot;Fare, whatever differences we may have in the real world, here on wonkette we are kindred spirits. And, when you think about it, isn&#039;t what someone&#039;s like on a blog more important than who they truly are on the inside? So will you make me the happiest avatar in wonkette&#039;s world of depraved cynics and be my wife/husband (depending on our actual genders and what state we live in)?&quot;</i>
That&#039;s a ripoff from when Ronald Reagan became President and the hostages were still behind held in Tehran - the much better &quot;Let&#039;s play Cowboys and Iranians.&quot;
I do love the way the intarweb is kind of like a zoo, keeping the dangerous wingnut behind a thick safe pane of my monitor&#039;s glass so it cannot harm or bite me, but I can peer at its most strange and baffling behaviors... like the way it ingests feces, and then regurtitates it upon its property, probably as a mating call to other wingnuts. Most curious!
I&rsquo;ll assume this guy&rsquo;s name is Bob.
Bob&rsquo;s next door neighbor: &ldquo;How&rsquo;s it going Bob?&rdquo; Bob: &ldquo;NOBAMA!&rdquo; Neighbor: &ldquo;That&rsquo;s nice, wife and kids?&rdquo; Bob: &ldquo;KEEP YOUR TAXES OFF MY TRUCK!&rdquo; Neighbor:&rdquo; Mmhmm OK, looks like you finally got your crabgrass under control.&rdquo; Bob: &ldquo;PELOSI, REID NOOOOOOOBAMAR!&rdquo; Neighbor: &ldquo;How long has that vein in your neck been like that? You should get that looked at.&rdquo; Bob: &ldquo;MUSLINS ARE IN MY TEEVEE!! SO I SHOT IT!&rdquo; Neighbor: &ldquo;So that&rsquo;s what that noise was last night.&rdquo;
Dude wants to play with your butt, is the takeaway from several of those bumper stickers, if you take them literally. He&#039;s like some sort of fetishist.
What DOES it say under &quot;Bend over this is gonna hurt&quot;? I assume it has something to do w/ his bloated prostate, but I can&#039;t expand the image enough to read it.
Looks like one back on the window that says &quot;Not My President&quot;. Bush was a disaster, but I never crossed the insurrectionist line that he wasn&#039;t the lawful President. (despite Bush v Gore).
My office is right next to an adult book store and I once saw a similarly festooned Buick Century in the parking lot. I wish now I had taken a picture. I won&#039;t make that mistake again.
This is the thanks Nobama gets for saving the American auto industry. Typical.
Tried? Succinct, but obviously inadequate. That guy has more persuasive bumper stickers than your proposal.
Howzabout, <i>&quot;Fare, whatever differences we may have in the real world, here on wonkette we are kindred spirits. And, when you think about it, isn&#039;t what someone&#039;s like on a blog more important than who they truly are on the inside? So will you make me the happiest avatar in wonkette&#039;s world of depraved cynics and be my wife/husband (depending on our actual genders and what state we live in)?&quot;</i>
&quot;My Grandmother Shot My Dingus&quot; ?
Maybe he picked that sticker up in Texas
That&#039;s a ripoff from when Ronald Reagan became President and the hostages were still behind held in Tehran - the much better &quot;Let&#039;s play Cowboys and Iranians.&quot;
I do love the way the intarweb is kind of like a zoo, keeping the dangerous wingnut behind a thick safe pane of my monitor&#039;s glass so it cannot harm or bite me, but I can peer at its most strange and baffling behaviors... like the way it ingests feces, and then regurtitates it upon its property, probably as a mating call to other wingnuts. Most curious!
I&rsquo;ll assume this guy&rsquo;s name is Bob.
Bob&rsquo;s next door neighbor: &ldquo;How&rsquo;s it going Bob?&rdquo; Bob: &ldquo;NOBAMA!&rdquo; Neighbor: &ldquo;That&rsquo;s nice, wife and kids?&rdquo; Bob: &ldquo;KEEP YOUR TAXES OFF MY TRUCK!&rdquo; Neighbor:&rdquo; Mmhmm OK, looks like you finally got your crabgrass under control.&rdquo; Bob: &ldquo;PELOSI, REID NOOOOOOOBAMAR!&rdquo; Neighbor: &ldquo;How long has that vein in your neck been like that? You should get that looked at.&rdquo; Bob: &ldquo;MUSLINS ARE IN MY TEEVEE!! SO I SHOT IT!&rdquo; Neighbor: &ldquo;So that&rsquo;s what that noise was last night.&rdquo;
Dude wants to play with your butt, is the takeaway from several of those bumper stickers, if you take them literally. He&#039;s like some sort of fetishist.
What DOES it say under &quot;Bend over this is gonna hurt&quot;? I assume it has something to do w/ his bloated prostate, but I can&#039;t expand the image enough to read it.
No Truk Nutz? Why does he hate America?
Hillary.
Looks like one back on the window that says &quot;Not My President&quot;. Bush was a disaster, but I never crossed the insurrectionist line that he wasn&#039;t the lawful President. (despite Bush v Gore).
Hey, there&#039;s at least one nut in that truck. So there&#039;s that.
That&#039;s too accurate to be funny. But you knew that.
That was brilliant.
My office is right next to an adult book store and I once saw a similarly festooned Buick Century in the parking lot. I wish now I had taken a picture. I won&#039;t make that mistake again.
I bet he&#039;s fun at parties.