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Too bad they didn't put thought enough into the ad to avoid saying "Washington needs a straight shooter" right after retelling the Lie of the Year, 2010.

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How about those who just restored their avatar by finally getting around to setting up a Gravatar?

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<i>The ad features men fondling guns</i>

Gay porn, in other words. Smart move.

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Hell, instead of an election just meet at high noon on Main Street ready to slap leather!

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Wow...hook this guy up with the woman that voted against her child's happiness and we'll have one of them there super couples. Instead of Brangelina we'll have Gouldalooper.

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I was thinking more "Hi, I'm Larry; this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl"

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My mom always said small eyes and ears = wife beater

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Dr. of Moraniscism

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Small eyes close together = mean.

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We don't need the ACA, well, not until we get sick.

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