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Not when you set them up screaming at crypto-neo-anarchists. That's comedy gold, not a sociology seminar.

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The only problem, really, is that these goobers vote. Universal suffrage, I sometimes think, is vastly over-rated. The Founders were just waaaay too optimistic about the sophistication of the general public -- they gave us a system that could fuction well despite about 10% of the electorate being ignorant, certifiably insane dumbfucks, never imagining that the number would hit 30%.

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"All over the place" = wingnut websites and Fucks Gnus, which keep this dumbfuck safely insulated from reality.

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حبوب

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I find it somewhat amusing that "I've got mine" so often translates to "I'm living in a trailer, still owe $9,500 on my pickup truck, and have $765 in savings."

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I now see how the can of pepper spray can start to become irresistible.

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90% of the time, when three or more are gathered, they're already armed, so the law wouldn't change things much.

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I'd love to see someone ask them what show would "belong" on the White Entertainment Network that isn't already being utilized on any other channel.

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Monsieur, la toile Γ  travers le monde vous appartient!

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I hope he went all out on the wedding outfit - Sri Lankans put our boring old tuxedos to shame!https://viraj3t.files.wordp...

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In the times of the Founders white property owners could vote.

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Good points made. My only beef is the part where the idiot steps on the American flag while the Confederate flag is flying. Maybe that's just me, but I have a problem with that.

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Remember, after a frullip is touched to the flutney,you must say "Β‘Mi tΓ­o estΓ‘ enfermo, pero la carretera es verde!"

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They're both pieces of cloth, you'll be fine. Relax, breathe deeply. Just put a paper ba--- ah, ok, well just breathe deeply then.

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I'm relaxed. I just think that moron belongs on the other side of the protest.

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That was the weirdest game of Clue, ever.

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