So this dog saved a bunch of people during some terror bombing in Afghanistan. What a brave dog! Like all heroes, this dog was sent to America to go on teevee, so it could become famous and live with a family of Army heroes. Sadly, the dog was also sent to live in Arizona:
Arizona doesn't deserve dogs or any other kind of happiness. You can't undue the death penalty once applied.
Well, at least all dogs go to heaven with sea-blue-eyed Jesus.
Seriously, though, I now haz a sad. Poor puppy!
In Arizona you cross a border unauthorized, you're gonna pay.