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I think what you mean is an ABORTION of Republicans.

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WHY would that topic of conversation even come up?

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Two working class dudes...driving around between jobsites all night...and NOT talking about sex?<br /><br />---

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Careful what you say about your neighbors to the west. Someday you may need to borrow a cup of crazy and they won't be in a mood to share.

Do Mexicans (New or otherwise) drive up to the Arizona border and just watch? Or is Jerry Springer still more entertaining for the crazy aficionados of the southwest.

What was wrong with just 47 states?

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I think the Repubicans who are hysterical about "Obamacare", should watch a woman die of breast cancer because she couldn't get affordable health insurance.

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Oh man...those are a bitch to have removed.<br /><br />---

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Reelection, of course.

You <em>can</em> fool some of the people all of the time. Turns out, that's a big chunk of Arizonans.

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I'm mostly looking forward to the cardiac bloodshakes.

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If every woman was made to watch, you'd just be one of many...

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Isn't the end-game to have the woman performing the abortion on herself, just like in the pre-<em>Roe</em> days they so crave?

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You sound like you're assuming the intent <em>wasn't</em> to outlaw all abortions...

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Back when I was in property maintenance, I cleaned offices with this dude named Brazzil. He had this really bizarre aversion to cunnilingus. So, of course, since we had lots of drive time between job sites, I would tell him how great it was at every chance I got. It passed the time.

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Both figuratively <em>and</em> literally, in the case of the governor.

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Prepare to be shocked then.

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I thought the copious amounts of alcohol imbibed in the Governor's Mansion were part of the problem...

Isn't it ironic that she's called Brewer when she's more interested in the output of distilleries?

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Hell...make 'em watch a video of Limbaugh's Pilonidal Cyst removal.

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