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I"ve noticed that commenting too often can negatively affect your p.

If they're good comments, you get it back when they get upfisted, but spamming boring crap will hurt you.

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The Donald?

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Skullfuck Arizona in the ass. Fixed.

Shit. Way too slow. I hate my job.

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<i>vagina...the same ring</i>

wait, JAN'S IS PIERCED?!

*VOMMMMMMMMMMit*

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<i>"The Constitution says nothing about electronic communications, so it's OK."</i>

-Antonin Scalia

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Time, sunlight, EEevil, etc.

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The intent here is probably fairly admirable: to stop txt-bullying.

The implementation is ridiculously awful. The sun's baked their brains.

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Only if you <em>meant</em> to annoy her.

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Well, if you're not gonna feel bound by the 1st Amendment, why should Article 1 Section 9 fare any better?

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It does seem like a breeding ground for that old con-law favorite, the "as-applied challenge", doesn't it?

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I can seriously envision Obama tapping out something rude on his brand new iPad, just for the lulz. "Smell my finger bitch!"

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