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SullivanSt's avatar

I"ve noticed that commenting too often can negatively affect your p.

If they're good comments, you get it back when they get upfisted, but spamming boring crap will hurt you.

Bezoar's avatar

Skullfuck Arizona in the ass. Fixed.

Shit. Way too slow. I hate my job.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>vagina...the same ring</i>

wait, JAN'S IS PIERCED?!

*VOMMMMMMMMMMit*

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i>"The Constitution says nothing about electronic communications, so it's OK."</i>

-Antonin Scalia

The Quirk's avatar

Time, sunlight, EEevil, etc.

SullivanSt's avatar

The intent here is probably fairly admirable: to stop txt-bullying.

The implementation is ridiculously awful. The sun's baked their brains.

SullivanSt's avatar

Only if you <em>meant</em> to annoy her.

SullivanSt's avatar

Well, if you're not gonna feel bound by the 1st Amendment, why should Article 1 Section 9 fare any better?

SullivanSt's avatar

It does seem like a breeding ground for that old con-law favorite, the "as-applied challenge", doesn't it?

ValiumNation's avatar

I can seriously envision Obama tapping out something rude on his brand new iPad, just for the lulz. "Smell my finger bitch!"