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Not totally OT, but <a href="http:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/a-senator-gets-mad-about-the-shutdown-and-starts-naming-names-about-time\?g=2&amp\;c=cp2" target="_blank">What a gal!</a>

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She is from Payson, where my dad lived after retirement and where two of my sisters still live. The last time I voted there (1984), I think there were only 5 Democratic votes in my whole precinct (me, my dad, and my sister...and 2 people we were dying to meet). It's a place that used to be mostly timbering jobs, but now is mostly tourism....and meth labs. Sigh.

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And slutty public scool teachers

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Whenever someone mentions 'growing a pair' or the like what they mean is doing something incredibly stupid.

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A crazed right wing nutz' Internets email was circulating that claimed Mr. Obama was the first American President in 67 years to not visit the [mythical] "D-Day Memorial." An idiot posting on Amazon comments reprinted it several times.

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How does he represent a district full of crazies if he's sane? Better he should have to PROVE himself insane, thereby allowing him to prove that, whatever he does, he's innocent by reason of insanity.

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If the sheriff doesn't like it, will he rock the cash bar?

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How does Obama tie his shoelaces? In little knotzies.

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God damn. I googled them and found they're here in Canada now, also too. Thanks a lot, USA..

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Holy crap, Obammer has a stable of Czars? I'll bet Rafalca is totes jealous. And here's the part where Ann Romney says something about less government waste on stable costs if her Mittenz was elected.

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Smokey the Bear libel!

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...don't you all remember when Adolf Hitler forced all the Jews to get health insurance?!?!

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...Xenu Libel

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