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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Quantum quim!

(Sorry everyone)

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The Quirk's avatar

The scary thing is that I'm not sure you're kidding.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

NOCTURNAL EMISSION, GO RIGHT TO PRISON

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Don't forget to back date your fucks by two weeks, Buddha.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe women should avoid Arizona. That might get the attention of the fuckwits in the state legislature. Some of them. Probably.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Twinkle in your eye? Start the clock!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That doesn't exactly mesh with "cotton" pony ... or "angry", for that matter. You're thinking of a very different sort of party.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nice try, but good luck dialing back on that concealed carrying bullshit.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Leeches and bangers and whey, oh my!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More like aphids, I think. (They probably have a trace of respect for tribbles.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"they sold their own state capital."

Can't the landlord just evict the bastards?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

President Bush came out vehemently against human-animal hybrids. He won't be pleased.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I may move to AZ to have a tax exemption for each month.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Also, mandatory spammy website photo-morphing technology must be applied to the woman and man to see WHAT THE BABY WILL LOOK LIKE!!!!1

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