Arizona has now "outdone everyone," as another media outlet puts it, by trying to establish that really when you think about it, a baby is made during that unpleasant time of the month during which a woman discards last month's egg in preparation for a new one that she may or may not intend to meet with a sperm in holy zygotrimony. Yes, that's right, AZ has already passed a bill in the senate, now making its way to the house, stating that the "age" of a zygote should be "calculated from the first day of the last menstrual period of the pregnant woman." Sometimes it takes a couple of penises who don't know anything to show us how the world really works. How things really should be. Life begins at conception, yes indeed, and conception is a bloody mess during which it is statistically nearly impossible to get pregnant.
That doesn't exactly mesh with "cotton" pony ... or "angry", for that matter. You're thinking of a very different sort of party.
Quantum quim!
(Sorry everyone)
The scary thing is that I'm not sure you're kidding.
NOCTURNAL EMISSION, GO RIGHT TO PRISON
Don't forget to back date your fucks by two weeks, Buddha.
Maybe women should avoid Arizona. That might get the attention of the fuckwits in the state legislature. Some of them. Probably.
Twinkle in your eye? Start the clock!
That doesn't exactly mesh with "cotton" pony ... or "angry", for that matter. You're thinking of a very different sort of party.
Your move, China.
Nice try, but good luck dialing back on that concealed carrying bullshit.
Why do you hate Amurika?
Leeches and bangers and whey, oh my!
More like aphids, I think. (They probably have a trace of respect for tribbles.)
"they sold their own state capital."
Can't the landlord just evict the bastards?
President Bush came out vehemently against human-animal hybrids. He won't be pleased.
I may move to AZ to have a tax exemption for each month.
Also, mandatory spammy website photo-morphing technology must be applied to the woman and man to see WHAT THE BABY WILL LOOK LIKE!!!!1