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I miss the big, burly guys with tears in their eyes. Whatever happened to them? Oh, that's right. They stormed the capital in an attempt to overthrow the government.

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He can't even spell integrity.

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Not even minimally original. The guy who wrote "The Art of the Deal" was quoted saying everything Trump touched to shit.

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The weirdest Floyd album.

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depends on what you mean by "north" NV, CA, CO and such, sadly no, but it has reduced our drough level here in S AZ to merely Moderate Drought, instead of 'Exceptional', but the long-term outlook is still very bad

https://new.azwater.gov/dro...

The Idiots in Cochise County keep a-pumping the groundwater and it's causing severe subsidence and giant cracks in the ground

https://tucson.com/news/loc...

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See the problem is that to get rich on providing the things we actually need...they have to be good a doing those things, and have actual people to please; much easier just to be crappy on vanity projects like WALL.

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I’m sure Nepotism Barbie helped him sound it out.

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I’m just waiting for the inevitable conspiracy theories that will claim Kamala Harris took a wrecking ball the beautiful wall.

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One of the BEST

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With an assist from Stormy Daniels?

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Isn't it in South Dakota somewhere?

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IIRC, one man free climbed over The Wall in less than 30 seconds.

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As per Wonkette pal Charlie Pierce, the flying Swiss Army knife, with all the airworthiness thereof. Yet, IIRC, we've discontinued the A-10 Warthog, which is actually good at killing bad guys.

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Hey, no big deal. It's not like we actually needed that 15 Billion dollarsfor anything else. Like more hospital beds in Texas, Alabama, or Florida.

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Use the word "impenetrable" in a sentence.

Donald J. Trump Sr.'s skull is impenetrable.

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♫ I've got walls that crinkle, crankle, crinkle... ♫

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