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Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Here's five silver dinars, infidel, go buy a shirt to cover up that tattoo."

D Johnson's avatar

Another friggin' grifter. Likely graduate of the Sarah Palin School for the Talentless and Tasteless.

fish's avatar

You won't find me in a hole like Saddam. I will hunker down in my hole. It is like he doesn't even hear his own words.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... I'm available if you need more cowbell (there's always a need for more cowbell).

Rick Hill's avatar

Is it a deliberate campaign by the right to attract such whiney ass, cowardly douchenozzles?(Spell check is totally onboard with that being the correct spelling of douchenozzle. I wonder if that was a new word introduced to Webster's or if it's been around a while)

YourMom's avatar

The Sherman one...for sure.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Maybe he could get Zimmerman to paint him, and they could split the profits.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Do they have paint-by-numbers wackaloon pictures?

Rick Gardner's avatar

He's gonna hunker down and fight his own hole ? What's he got against his own hole , and what if his ass secedes from the rest of him ? He's inciting a riot .

Lefty Mark's avatar

Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Hey, you misspelled "turly" there. Better check your spellcheck settings and make sure that you have the Wingnut module installed.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Why stay in college? Why go to night school? Gonna be different this time. Can't write a letter, can't send a postcard, I can't write nothing at all.

Bubble Genius's avatar

I think they can only count up to two.

andrea's avatar

He wants his LIFE back? Gee, Ritzheimer, you should have thought for TWO SECONDS before turning yourself into a pathetic, hate-spewing spectacle that by the way was asking for a cool $10 mil. One thing you aren't is smart, your effort to turn yourself into a cash cow by making an ass of yourself and putting a LOT of other people in danger has merely made you a poster-boy for everything that is wrong with this country . . . pompous, self-righteous, self-defeating jackasses!

Also "the media won't talk to him!!!" LOL @ the sense of entitlement OMG!

andrea's avatar

He's gonna go fuck himself . . . apparently!