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fuflans's avatar

they should get special early voting hours is what i'm thinking.

Lot_49's avatar

One thing's for sure: they ain't gittin' no 'Bortions w/Uncle Sam's $$$. Cuz that'd be sinful!

And sorry about the random capitalization. Wonkette and the iPad keyboard have a lot of disagreements.

PubOption's avatar

Either I read or dreamt, some years ago, that the Israelis had used it on the Palestinians. A female soldier would appear topless from one of the hatches of a personnel carrier and while the Palestinians were staring, another soldier would start shooting.

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I don't think that she will GTFO.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I thought the "Most Dangerous Game" was asking Ann Falter out on a date.

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Remember how Multiple-Choice Mitt said he didn't feel like he went to Viet Nam (well, because he didn't)?

Maybe the Arizona National Guard didn't exactly feel like the suggestions were carried out...

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Maybe it's just me, but if I'd been forced to look at a homeless woman's tits I would have a very hard time whipping it up.

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That would explain my beady eyes.

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Topless? Heck, all she had to do was take off her hat and gunglasses. After twenty years of seeing every woman except your mom covered head to toe in a dark sheet, I think that would have been enough.

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I couldn't tell if that was an officer in the Arizona National Guard or a New York City co-op doorman.

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Be careful what you wish for. Very, very careful...

Chris Grrr's avatar

I have no problem with them having <i>some</i> privileges and advantages. Tormenting other people, particularly the less fortunate, wouldn't be among the perks. Mature humans with any empathy would understand this.

The Quirk's avatar

Think of the paintballs as really hard beads, coming at you really fast.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Gov. Brewer looks like she wishes Maj Gen Salazar would recruit her. . .

Shypixel's avatar

I sense a new subreddit coming. /r/homelessboobs anybody?