Need a life-affirming bit of sunshine and daisies? Then have we got the opposite of that for a story for you! Arizona National Guard recruiters, it seems, have a long, undisciplined history of taking their sometimes-still-underage prospects around town to get a taste of the excitement of military service, by shooting paintballs at homeless people! Also, sex crime, sex crime, blah blah blah. It's cool though. One whole person got busted some ranks and not honorably discharged! So the system works! (That one time. Everybody else just got transferred, like a priest.)
Either I read or dreamt, some years ago, that the Israelis had used it on the Palestinians. A female soldier would appear topless from one of the hatches of a personnel carrier and while the Palestinians were staring, another soldier would start shooting.
Topless? Heck, all she had to do was take off her hat and gunglasses. After twenty years of seeing every woman except your mom covered head to toe in a dark sheet, I think that would have been enough.
I have no problem with them having <i>some</i> privileges and advantages. Tormenting other people, particularly the less fortunate, wouldn&#039;t be among the perks. Mature humans with any empathy would understand this.
they should get special early voting hours is what i&#039;m thinking.
One thing&#039;s for sure: they ain&#039;t gittin&#039; no &#039;Bortions w/Uncle Sam&#039;s $$$. Cuz that&#039;d be sinful!
And sorry about the random capitalization. Wonkette and the iPad keyboard have a lot of disagreements.
Either I read or dreamt, some years ago, that the Israelis had used it on the Palestinians. A female soldier would appear topless from one of the hatches of a personnel carrier and while the Palestinians were staring, another soldier would start shooting.
I don&#039;t think that she will GTFO.
I thought the &quot;Most Dangerous Game&quot; was asking Ann Falter out on a date.
Remember how Multiple-Choice Mitt said he didn&#039;t feel like he went to Viet Nam (well, because he didn&#039;t)?
Maybe the Arizona National Guard didn&#039;t exactly feel like the suggestions were carried out...
Maybe it&#039;s just me, but if I&#039;d been forced to look at a homeless woman&#039;s tits I would have a very hard time whipping it up.
That would explain my beady eyes.
Topless? Heck, all she had to do was take off her hat and gunglasses. After twenty years of seeing every woman except your mom covered head to toe in a dark sheet, I think that would have been enough.
Bugs Bunny is my hero.
I couldn&#039;t tell if that was an officer in the Arizona National Guard or a New York City co-op doorman.
Be careful what you wish for. Very, very careful...
I have no problem with them having <i>some</i> privileges and advantages. Tormenting other people, particularly the less fortunate, wouldn&#039;t be among the perks. Mature humans with any empathy would understand this.
Think of the paintballs as really hard beads, coming at you really fast.
Gov. Brewer looks like she wishes Maj Gen Salazar would recruit her. . .
I sense a new subreddit coming. /r/homelessboobs anybody?