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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I could only make it to 2:12. And only that long because of the two glasses of wine I've consumed, purchased with the money I make from my career, for which I prepared by getting a college education.

So according to this fucktard I'm on the express elevator to hell.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

or the evils of the various ED drugs.

fuflans's avatar

i KNEW it was canada's fault.

Magic Juan's avatar

Hey he just likes to stick to subjects he knows...in the biblical sense apparently.

Chris Grrr's avatar

However much Dok's getting paid, it ain't enough.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You're saying that he <i>inhales</i>?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Sexual</i> congress.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Jebus would slap this dickhead silly. Some of His best friends were whores, asshat.

Jared James's avatar

I've seen a lot of sinkholes, but I never once had the surveyor warn me, "That was close! Another five or six feet and this land would have hit whoredom!"

PubOption's avatar

He should visit Amsterdam sometime.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Damn you, you beat me to it. Very well, a tip of the hat then.

Incoming Ham's avatar

No Steve, I'm not a whore - because I would never sleep with *you*

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Everybody knows that working hard in the home leads to <a href="http:\/\/media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/236x\/de\/04\/f7\/de04f71990669fee233f17a4f1d445a2.jpg" target="_blank">better women's health.</a>

Vienna Woods's avatar

WTF with the Funicello ad? Obvs not actually from the early 60's, as Canada didn't have postal codes then.

chascates's avatar

The District of Columbia actually leads the nation in whoredom.