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I could only make it to 2:12. And only that long because of the two glasses of wine I've consumed, purchased with the money I make from my career, for which I prepared by getting a college education.

So according to this fucktard I'm on the express elevator to hell.

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or the evils of the various ED drugs.

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i KNEW it was canada's fault.

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Same thing.

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Hey he just likes to stick to subjects he knows...in the biblical sense apparently.

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However much Dok's getting paid, it ain't enough.

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You're saying that he <i>inhales</i>?

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<i>Sexual</i> congress.

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Jebus would slap this dickhead silly. Some of His best friends were whores, asshat.

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I've seen a lot of sinkholes, but I never once had the surveyor warn me, "That was close! Another five or six feet and this land would have hit whoredom!"

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He should visit Amsterdam sometime.

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Damn you, you beat me to it. Very well, a tip of the hat then.

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No Steve, I'm not a whore - because I would never sleep with *you*

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Everybody knows that working hard in the home leads to <a href="http:\/\/media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/236x\/de\/04\/f7\/de04f71990669fee233f17a4f1d445a2.jpg" target="_blank">better women's health.</a>

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WTF with the Funicello ad? Obvs not actually from the early 60's, as Canada didn't have postal codes then.

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The District of Columbia actually leads the nation in whoredom.

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